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Funny story: Ashley Tisdale's alleged Nose Job

Ashley Tisdale's alleged Nose Job

In a dream I had, Ashley Tisdale went under the knife for a nose job. But what she was actually doing was getting her breasts done! She told me, "I just thought they needed to look bigger [looks down on her breasts]" She also reported, "I know I'...

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Funny story: Flat Chested Girls Sue For Federal Disaster Relief

Flat Chested Girls Sue For Federal Disaster Relief

An organization of small breasted women, calling themselves "The Young and the Chestless," have sued the Federal Government and F.E.M.A. (the Federal Emergency Management Agency) for not responding quickly enough to their medical condition. The ladi...

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Funny story: MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

STAMFORD, CT - Creating a stir in the sports, entertainment, and sports-entertainment markets, Major League Baseball and World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. announced that they will be officially merging. Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig met with WW...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton botoxes boobies?

Paris Hilton botoxes boobies?

New York: Some of us are very gifted in some departments, whereas others lag behind. But Blond heiress Paris, wasn't willing to take "flat" for an answer. It is no news that the blond is fond of fashion...

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Funny story: Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Last month, when American Idol runner-up appeared on American television's top rated show, the changes were enormous. She sidestepped questions, however, about whether or not she had gone through breast augmentation surgery. Yesterday, she appe...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested For Washington Courthouse "Scooter" Libby Protest

Britney Spears Arrested For Washington Courthouse "Scooter" Libby Protest

(Washington, D.C.) A new political awareness? Too much partying? Or a cocktail of both? Whatever the reason, no reporter complained about the view when Britney Spears publicly bore her breasts in support of former Dick Cheney aide Lewis "Scooter...

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Funny story: Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's...

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Funny story: Breast Implants Now in Designer Colors

Breast Implants Now in Designer Colors

Hollywood plastic surgeons have teamed with the fashion industry to release a new line of breast implants, now available in designer colors. Now, women who were stuck with white Caucasian breasts, yellow Oriental breasts, light-brown Hispanic breast...

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Funny story: New DIY Breast Implants for those on the NHS

New DIY Breast Implants for those on the NHS

Those who suffer daily embarrassment due to the size of their small breasts will soon be able to participate in a brand new scheme from the NHS.

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