Flushed with the recent success of London's hosting of the opening stages of the Tour De France, event organisers have concocted an ambitious plan for the Tour's likely return in 2012. Acutely aware that many jaded cockneys shunned the specta...
BELGIQUE (Gand) -- Champion Tour de France sprinter Robbie McEwen (Predictor) said today that his energy spurts come from drinking Tahitian Noni Juice. And on stage 2 of the Tour, someone stole his canteen full of the stuff. "I wonder who that...
London - (Ass Mess): As 100,000 police line up on the streets of London this weekend to oversee security for the UK leg of the Tour de France and the Wembley Live Earth gig, perfect conditions have been set in place for the ultimate vantage position...
Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong was today bitten by a German shepard dog sporting fake testicles, sold commercially as "Neuticals." Armstrong's injuries were not serious, although psychiatrists have warned...
Well people, it looks as though our friends Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are no more. Armstrong reluctantly broke up with his girlfriend of one year last week, after winning the Tour de France.
Cycling champion Lance Armstrong is severely irate these days about his falling behind in the Tour de France, claiming that he has been currently in dazes during the race. I guess this explains why he was in fourth place for a majority of tim...
Tour de Farce: Shockwaves have been sent around the cycling world as yesterday's 197.5 kilometre stage, from Castelsarrasin to La Mongie, was taken by storm in rather unconventional circumstances. Five-time Tour de...
BELMAR, New Jersey (AP) Not many people in this small beach town thought Jimmy Brower would be allowed to enter this year's "Tour de France". When the news came that Jimmy actually won the "Tour De France", Belmar residents we...
July 6, 2004 NAMUR, Belgium (AP) -- A brief look at Tuesday's third stage of the 91st Tour de France yielded one very big Russian surp...
Jan Ullrich, the powerful German cyclist and the man thought most likely to deprive Lance Armstrong of a record sixth Tour de France victo...
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