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Funny story: Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh behind Tigger zoo attacks

Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh behind Tigger zoo attacks

Shoeprints discovered at the scene of the deadly escape of a tiger at San Francisco zoo was yesterday being investigated by cops, as it was revealed that the wall of the moat around the animal pen was almost 20ft lower than it was supposed to...

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Funny story: Not the King of the Jungle, BBC presenter Simon King attacked by Cheetah

Not the King of the Jungle, BBC presenter Simon King attacked by Cheetah

BBC presenter Simon King has been mildly attacked by a rather small and sick female Cheetah.

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Funny story: Tiger Mauls Girl to Death at China Zoo

Tiger Mauls Girl to Death at China Zoo

A six year old girl was bitten and mauled to death in a China zoo while having her picture taken with a supposedly tame and trained Tiger. Apparently, the flash of the camera startled him and he lunged for girl and bit her head.

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Funny story: Detroit Tiger Kenny Rogers Is Warned

Detroit Tiger Kenny Rogers Is Warned

The Sports Wire---The Dearborn Independent is reporting that Detroit Tiger's left-handed pitcher Kenny Rogers has been ordered by team management "not to take a bath and especially not to wipe."...

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Funny story: Famished Tigers Feed Off Crowd (Literally!)

Famished Tigers Feed Off Crowd (Literally!)

On Saturday the Detroit Tigers clinched a spot in their first World Series since 1984. These Tigers were fed a steady diet of losing since about the mid- 90's and they were ravished. Upon winning against the Oakland A's in a sweep after a wal...

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Funny story: City Celebrates Record Low Number of Murders.

City Celebrates Record Low Number of Murders.

DETROIT, MI - Not since the days when Colman Young was mayor, the Detroit Tigers were a respectable Major League Baseball team and Chevy Chase was considered "funny" has the city of Detroit seen a day with fewer than 60 homicides. However,...

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Funny story: Detroit Tigers sign pitcher... of beer -- "Whoops", according to club President Dombrowski

Detroit Tigers sign pitcher... of beer -- "Whoops", according to club President Dombrowski

"I guess we really should first meet face to face with players we're signing, before we sign them", according to Detroit Tigers President, David Dombrowski.

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Funny story: Tony the Tiger Mauls Pop of Snap Crackle Fame

Tony the Tiger Mauls Pop of Snap Crackle Fame

Pop, the cheeky little fella from the Rice Krispies adverts, has been mauled to death by Tony the Tiger following years of enforced vegetarianism.

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