The world's smallest balls (bozacs - to the brothers) competition held in Tokyo, was won by a man from the U.K. Dr Gerard McGarry , works in cars, computers, care-homes and monkey knit-wear. The diddy dumplinged doctor not only beat fellow humans...
Millions of people turned up today at a packed Croydon Community Centre in London to take part in the annual World Exaggeration Contest. The annual contest pits people all over the world against each other who can simply exaggerate any which way...
A national competition to find the most stupid Council in Britain was launched today by the late Benny Hill. Forget Health and Safety, Charter Marks and Best Practice - the hunt is now on in what is expected to be the most hotly-contested competit...
Riverdale, The Bronx: A near-riot broke out at the Hebrew National Kosher Hot Dog Eating Contest when local favorite, Constantine Thessalonikos, was disqualified after apparently winning first prize for eating 72 frankfurters in 15 minutes.
If you were folically challenged, overweight, and specky, with no job, no social life, you'd think you'd just take a handful of pills, but not Hector Bracegirdle (58), who has managed to scoop the coveted, 'Worst Comedian Of The Year Awar...
This Saturday night the Grand Final of the Ugliest Women in the World Competition will mean that a record number of viewers will be glued to their Television Sets.
USA Wrestling has announced today that they will seek approval to add Maxi Pad Wrestling to their competition format.
Akron, OH - In the battle for the hearts and minds of American voters, few things carry as much weight as the pithy catch phrase. The election of 2004 is no exception. Democratic contender John Kerry was first out of the gate with his "hope/help is...
In a result that is being heralded as 'the dawn of a new age in multi-cultural Britain' and derided as 'the inevitable consequence of apathy' Romanian Socialist party candidate Dejan Hagi resoundingly defeated competition from the est...
Capping off 9 weeks of intense competition between a bevy of hard-bitten amateur terrorists, it all comes down to this: Will Aafia Siddiqui, the ‘woman with a thousand faces', keep wowing judges with her fashion-forward disguises and multiple passpor...
It's the question on the lips of every avid fan of the FF1 competition - will Baron von Schumacher be top scorer again this year? In his dashing leathers and trade-mark bright red, triple-spoiler speed machine, the aristocratic ace is tipped to win t...
Washington, DC- When President George Bush lost a friendly bet with a friend last week, he didn't expect to enter into an IQ test competition with the friend's 2 1/2 year old daughter. Most of his aides didn't expect him to lose.
In a shock moved today President George W Bush has announced his plans to enter and win Pop Idol. "I am in a state of believing that this competition would be a good competition for myself to gain added popularity." The President announced incoherent...
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Its been announced this morning that the family of tap dancers, stage name ‘family top', have been declared the champions of UK tap. The competition, which took place last night in the quiet town hall of Bedims, was watched by a few locals, who where...
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