Garry Montorsi's dreams of competing in the Beijing Games as a coxswain for the Canadian men's heavy weight eight rowing team came to an end yesterday morning. The Olympic Governing Body (OGB) ruled that the device Montorsi uses to speak, because...
Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has announced that he will resign as a direct result of the Pakistan Olympic team's failure to win a medal at Beijing Games. Mr Musharraf has been a staunch ally of the US and President George Bush in the War...
As the Olympics forge ahead....well the Chinese did after all forge their opening fireworks....with great medal winnings by the host country China, the authorities there have admitted there is one sport they wont be competing in for London 2012. T...
Bradley Wiggins, the world record-breaking British cyclist, claimed his second gold medal of the Olympics in the Team Pursuit race this morning, despite getting a puncture halfway through the race. Wiggins, along with the rest of the British team,...
The international Olympic movement has struggled throughout its history with the difficult marriage of sport and politics. Olympic leaders in the Beijing Birds Nest announced that as they look about at the idealistic young athletes and their desi...
No sooner had OlymSwimPhenom Michael Phelps become the first athlete to win eight gold medals in one Olympics, then he outdid himself by picking up #9. Phelps was awarded the Non-Life Gold medal for ...having no life! Interview after interview...
Beijing, China - In a written complaint to the International Olympic Committee (IOC), members of the female Georgian Olympic athletic team accused a Russian contingent of all male Olympic athletes of showing up unannounced and uninvited at their dorm...
Seattle, Washington - "As soon as Michael Phelps returns from the 2008 Summer Olympic in Beijing China, a cast of his feet will be made," said a spokesman for Phelps; seemingly the announcement confirms the rumor that Phelps's flipper like feet are t...
Paula Radcliffe, the GB team marathon runner who, on Sunday morning, once again failed to live up to the expectations of the long-suffering British public, has revealed the 'reasons' why she finished so far behind the leading athletes. First of al...
Beijing, China - Publicly, Chinese Olympic officials deny that they are having trouble keeping up with Michael Phelp's 12,000 calorie per day dietary requirements, resulting in food supply shortages for the other Olympic athletes residing at the at t...
Michael Phelps, the US swimmer who has won a magnificent eight gold medals at the Ice Cube in Beijing, has announced that he plans to become his own country in time to compete at the London 2012 Olympics. Phelps is the greatest living American swi...
US worst president ever George W Bush embarrassed himself and his nation as usual when he met with the Olympic champion US Beach volley ball gold medalists. The ladies still in their necessarily brief and revealing uniforms attempted to respectfully...
There was outrage at the British Olympic team camp tonight as a new scandal broke involving the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals awarded to the competitors at the Beijing Games. A statement from British Team officials claimed that "the medals are made...
Ben Ainslie, the British sailor, has put out a request for Beijing-based British expatriates to come down to the Olympic sailing event today, and provide wind for his crucial last race, by farting en masse. The strange request comes after Saturday...
Sources have revealed Chinese Olympic coverage to be among the most creative fictions of the 21st century. Controversy over computer-generated fireworks, lip-syncing youngsters, and Han Chinese disguised as members of China's ethnic groups have prov...
There was controversy in the Olympic pool in Beijing today, when, after US paddler Michael Phelps' disputed victory in the 100m Butterfly final, the first swimming drugs scandal of the 2008 Games surfaced. Phelps won, but afterwards, eighty-four...
Beijing, China - In a display of unprecedented backbone ever shown by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in recent years, the IOC announced today that it intends to launch a formal investigation into the alleged violation of its rules by the p...
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