AHMEDABAD, INDIA (Defecated News) - Many have claimed to hold powers to heal, often beyond the limits of what is believable. Crystal healing, and various other bullshit has been offered without any proof of clinical effectiveness.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Africa - CENTCOM, the organization that President Bush created from which to command the military for his New World Order, is opening a base in Africa. This comes after President Bush authorized $30 Billion to fight AIDS there...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - After going to the doctor, Tony Blair found that he has AIDS. Upon hearing the news, George Bush requested $30 billion to fight the disease in his gay lover.
Greendale, Wisconsin - The first outbreak of a new car disease was documented here, and it is feared that millions of other cars may suffer the same fate.
The World Health Organization and UNAIDS said circumcision should be added to current interventions to reduce the spread of HIV. However, the recommendations only apply to countries where rates of heterosexual transmission is high. Countries breeding...
Sir John Elton, the self-styled 'Grandad of Pop', is shouting from the rooftops again - this time on the subject of homosexuals who, he says, he despises.
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