Dublin - Hot on the heels of Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley agreeing to share power in Northern Ireland the Irish government offered another gesture of good will towards the English nation today when Irish Premier Bertie Ahearn offered to take Prince Ha...
National Aeronautics and Space Administration officials announced today that they have discovered an object rapidly approaching Earth that resembles a Death Star from the popular movie series Star Wars. They also reported several large triangular obj...
Drowing Street - (Rotters): Tory Party grandee members of the UK Hellfire Club are poised for a mass run on the City this week amid credible leaks that law enforcement officers are about to arrest the UK Prime Mobster and his wife for hiring the 7 Ju...
George Bush said today that he wasn't looking forward to Gordon Brown being Prime Minister as he was no way as sexy as Tony and had a very baggy face!...
London - (Rotters): EU trade commssioner and former Blairite rent boy Peter Mandelson has told the press he won't challenge Gordon Brown in a leadership contest, won't stand for another term in Brussels in 2009 and has blamed the shifting san...
There was shock today on the Conservative front bench, when it was announced that Tory leader, David Charlatan, was to step down from his role after only 15 months in charge.
Day One: I wake up to the sound of a bell ringing in my ears, at first I think that it is the alarm clock, but the Tone is different, and then I assume that it is Rory Bremner doing a very bad impression. As I wake up a bit more, I realise that it is the telephone that is ringing. I answer it, you could have bowled me over with a cricket ball. It was none other than Tony Blair, the New Labour Prim...
St Patrick's Day is nearly here and the nation is getting ready for the piss-up to end them all as we go all Oirish.
The hopes of the American Defence Force, some of whom were looking forward to firing indiscriminately at whatever they felt like, have been dealt a severe blow. A coroner has ruled that the killing of Lance Corporal Matty Hull, by a US pilot, was &q...
Drowning Street - (Disgusted Press): UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair has been given a stark warning by the legions of organised crime cartels which bankrolled him into Number 10 in 1997 following gatekeeper Ruth Turner's eleventh-hour plea bargain wi...
It's no wonder the Tories didn't want David Cameron's association with the upper class arses' club, The Bullingdon, made too public when photographs of him in full club regalia recently came to light.
LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...
SPARTAN KING Leonidas has returned from the dead with an army of over three hundred soldiers.
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian B-liar was summoned to Downing Street today by his younger brother, PM Fony B-liar, to answer a claim that the Police are "going soft".
Earlier today, former Conservative Prime Minister Harold Macmillan was found to be living in a nursing home near Eastbourne. Known to everyone at the home simply as 'Fred', he was transferred there after staying in hospital b...
IN AN UNPRECETENDED MOVE British PM Tony Blair resigned today after it was revealed that he was accepting cash for honours.
Tony Blair hints that he may be considered for the premiership of a new country following his departure from Downing Street.
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