CRAWFORD, Texas -- President Bush said outside his Texas home that withdrawal from Iraq would mean the United States would take out all of its soldiers and that would not be good.
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER - Tony Blair has been given Hawaii as a gift by George Bush for his continuing support for the war in Iraq and international terrorism.
In an attempt to further show their united contempt for the war in Iraq, and not missing the golden opportunity to further needle George W. Bush, the leaders of France, Germany and Russia will fly in separate planes to Crawford, Texas or as near as...
CRAWFORD, TEXAS (UPI)-President George W. Bush has sent Cindy Sheehan a peace offering even though he refuses to meet with the grieving mother and the First Lady who are protesting the US war in Iraq at "Camp Casey," the name given to Sheehan's encam...
Somewhere in Iraq - Omar Myamar, head of recruiting for Islamic Jihad sat down today with recruiters from the United States Army to discuss potential solutions to their shared problem: A shortage of volunteers. Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North pu...
Dateline August 3, 2005, U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld secretly orders the purchase of 35,000 pigs from Sichuan province in China that are infected with a new virulent strain of Streptococcus suis common in pigs but has recently jumped to...
Cindy Sheehan, unsuccessful in her attempt to get President Bush to pull all troops out of Iraq and shut down the military as we know it today issued a new ultimatum .. "Dismantle NASA or else". CNN reporters asked Mrs Sheehan what "o...
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-Saddam Hussein, the recently deposed dictator of Iraq, hirsute hegamon, that vicious violator of human rights everyone loves to hate is about to become even more famous-or infamous, depending on how you look at it. Jurors in his ‘high c...
CRAWFORD, Texas-- The roadside antiwar vigil of Cindy Sheehan who lost a son in the Iraq war continued near the 16,000 acre ranch of George Bush, and it has drawn the sympathy of the American President. "It is just awful what we are doing in Iraq,...
Crawford, TX -- President Bush has so far been unwilling to speak to the mother of a soldier killed in Iraq camped outside his Crawford, Texas Ranch. Yesterday, Bush sent two of his aides with satellite imagery of suspected WMD's and a copy of...
President George W. Bush, while on yet another month long vacation to his ranch in Crawford, Texas has refused to meet with mother of an Army Specialist slain in Sadr City, Iraq on April 4, 2004, or somewhere around three hundred thirty nine days aft...
London England and Baghdad, Iraq-Neville Chamberlain The Very Last, seeking to clearly identify the source of rumors touting pig's blood as a sure fire cure all for suicide and other self-destructive, psychologically harmful and anti-social urges tha...
United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Baghdad to urge the leaders of the fledgling Iraqi Government to refrain from developing closer ties to it's neighbors Syria and Iran. Unfortunately for all involved, the...
WASHINGTON (AP)--A US Army report says that the majority of the American soldiers in Iraq have turned to drugs after developing extreme morale and psychological problems, with mental stress, psychosis and paranoia most severely affecting National Gua...
In the face of increasing public skepticism about the course of the war in Iraq, George Bush has announced that he will step up efforts to find the Weopons of Mass Destruction, which he says Saddam Hussein had used to threaten the entire Free World.
FORT BRAGG, NC--President Bush appealed last night to the American people to show patience and resolve in his relentless and brutal quest for Iraqi oil. He acknowledged that the Iraq war is increasingly unpopular, and that Iraq had no links to the Se...
Baghdad, Iraq - Held in a US military compound awaiting trail for crimes against the people of Iraq, Saddam Hussein has been slowly warming up to Hollywood's version of American culture under the tutelage of US National Guardsmen.
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