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Funny story: Small town turns the tables on Morale Majority

Small town turns the tables on Morale Majority

Arizona- The small town of Burg has only 3,500 souls dreaming away under its hot dessert sun. That's not a very impressive number until you dig a little deeper. It's then that you find out that 95% of that population is homosexual.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Considers Having Extramarital Affair

Hillary Clinton Considers Having Extramarital Affair

Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says Hillary Clinton is considering having an extramarital affair.

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Funny story: Barack Obama Considers Having Extramarital Affair

Barack Obama Considers Having Extramarital Affair

Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says that Barack Obama is considering having an extramarital affair.

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Funny story: Study Shows Men Who Cheat on Wives Make Better Presidents

Study Shows Men Who Cheat on Wives Make Better Presidents

A recent study at Johns Hopkins University showed a distinct correlation between strong, decisive leaders and presidents who commit adultery.

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Funny story: If Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions

If Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions

By way of explanation, Beehive clothing is the name of the store where Mormons buy their temple clothing (outside of Utah, they are generally attached to LDS temples). They also believe that marriage within one of their temples is "for all eternity" and not "until death do up part." This short vignette, which can be performed as a reader's theatre or play, is based on...

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Funny story: Elton John Speaks Out On Homosexuality

Elton John Speaks Out On Homosexuality

Sir John Elton, the self-styled 'Grandad of Pop', is shouting from the rooftops again - this time on the subject of homosexuals who, he says, he despises.

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Funny story: Man Marries Horse in Strange Wedding

Man Marries Horse in Strange Wedding

A Texas man from Corpus Christi recently exchanged vows in a strange, twisted wedding. The man, William Leigh, married a Chestnut colored horse in a simple ceremony attended only by a few friends and co-workers.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement reaffirming the church's traditional stances on remarriage and gay marriage, encouraging the return to the use of Latin in ceremonies, and calling on Catholic politicians to follow the chur...

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Funny story: New Definition Of Torture: Vaginaless Marriage

New Definition Of Torture: Vaginaless Marriage

Experts, after results that show that prisoners who receive poor or degrading treatment suffer just as much as captives who are tortured, announced this morning that they are looking for a new definition of torture this morning.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I love sleeping with ladies!"

Tom Cruise: "I love sleeping with ladies!"

Hollywood - World famous heterosexual movie star and holder of strange beliefs, Tom Cruise, today revealed all, in an exclusive interview with The Spoof, telling without shame of his genuine love of women and his interest in "doing it with them.

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Funny story: Why gay marriage is wrong

Why gay marriage is wrong

I live in a nice neighbourhood, a place where wholesome american children ride their shiny new bicycles up and down the street past perfectly manicured lawns, a place where old glory sits out front in every yard blowing gently in the refreshing breeze of freedom. Now I can hear you less patient readers saying "yeah so what?"...

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Funny story: Iran Legalizes Gay Marriage

Iran Legalizes Gay Marriage

(Al Manziera) In an unexpected victory for gays in Iran, gay marriage was legalized today. Following the February Holocaust Denial Conference hosted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his new "main squeeze" Klan Leader David Duke, the couple jointl...

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Funny story: Civil Partnerships to be extended

Civil Partnerships to be extended

The 2004 Civil Partnership Act, which allows same sex couples to marry, is to be extended in 2007 to allow people to marry their pets.

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Funny story: Internet Marriages Increase By 400,000% In Four Years

Internet Marriages Increase By 400,000% In Four Years

Internet marriages, those that take place after two strangers have met and 'gone out' in cyberspace, are on the increase says a survey.

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Funny story: Yankee's British Wife Always Has To Bring Up Revolutionary War When Angry

Yankee's British Wife Always Has To Bring Up Revolutionary War When Angry

Fairbury, NE - Fredrick Coleman, 27, has grown "sick and tired" of his British-born wife, Helga, always bringing up the Revolutionary War whenever she gets angry at him.

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Funny story: Madonna and Ritchie Split Exclusive

Madonna and Ritchie Split Exclusive

The latest shock entertainment split so far has rocked the planet as 'uber pop star' Madonna and 'Mockney Geezer film director' Guy Ritchie officially announce the end of the road for their marriage.

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Funny story: Potter Has A Mrs Potter?

Potter Has A Mrs Potter?

Daniel Radcliffe, 17, has been rumoured to be engaged to his childhood friend Nadia Franklin, 16. The couple were seen buying rings in a London jeweller last week.

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