WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush urged Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak on Wednesday to show the world his country can set an example for others by holding free and fair presidential elections. "You first!" Mubarak responded after an ext...
Washington D.C.- During a Department of Defense press conference on Friday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced that the United States would deploy it's brigades of Jedi Knights to the war in Iraq. "Only the Jedi can restore ord...
Washington DC, Saturday 28 May - (Rioters) Newly discovered archive documents at the Department for Homeland Insecurity show that for years and years the Justice Department has hidden the criminal records of George W Bush and his runt half-brother...
WASHINGTON -- The Justice Department will launch a national sex offender registry Web site which allows people to check state databases with a single search, U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said on Friday.
(WASHINGTON, D.C.) After attending a sneak preview of "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith", U.S. Air Force officials were more than inspired by the Lucasfilms' pioneering special effects. They were patriotically urged to revive old ties to...
Washington (AP)--In a sign of escalating tensions over the right to block judicial nominees, Democrats announced Tuesday that they had scrambled a bomber squadron capable of executing a "nuclear option."...
WASHINGTON. May 16. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld on Friday announced a sweeping plan for the closure of up to 180 military bases throughout the U.S. The purpose of the closures is to ‘create a leaner, more cost-effective force.' Mr...
WASHINGTON. May 14. An important al Qaeda operative, who was vacationing in the Bahamas, was killed by a semi-autonomous CIA ‘Predator' drone early yesterday.
Washington, DC - John R. Bolton, President Bush's controversial pick for U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, survived sudden death by Committee this week when his nomination was sent to the Senate floor without endorsement. Though this turn o...
WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The ABC Network has announced that when Peter Jennings can no longer do the network news program, it will take a radical turn of strategy and hire Martin Short as Jiminy Glick to do the daily program.
BREAKING NEWS: Washington, May 3. Spoof's covert Cabinet level source has disclosed that Dick Cheney, who of course is the Vice President, has not been seen in his office or on the job at all since the State of the Union Address on February...
WASHINGTON, DC - Washington area Catholics are gearing up for one of the most important religious events of the new century. Due to the extreme difficulty in finding any verifiable virgins over the age of 11 in the nation's capital, His Holin...
WASHINGTON, DC-- In an attempt to guarantee equal opportunities for each and every one of its citizens, regardless of age, race, socioeconomic status, intelligence, attractiveness or ability, the Bush administration is about to release the details of...
WASHINGTON - Having created and signed into law last April the McCarthy Patriot Act, President George W. Bush has finally named his first recipient for the Religious McCarthyism Award: Senate majority leader Dr. Bill Frist. "Dr. Bill Frist is a sh...
WASHINGTON, DC -- White House physicians are breathing a collective sigh of relief this week as President Bush appears to be on the mend from the injuries he sustained while recently touring with former Attorney General John Ashcroft and his Christia...
WASHINGTON DC - At last the white smoke signal has been seen pouring out of the Capitol Building's chimney. This is the long awaited sign that a new President has been chosen and Donald Ratzenburger will be paraded to a waiting world. A gather...
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