An extension to the recent studies of the effect of football matches upon heart rate and blood pressure of leading football managers has produced some surprising results.
'The Ref Was blind!' was the first thing he said as we met. The alley was dark, and the only hint I had that my interviewee had arrived was the smell of cheap aftershave.
Jack Mank, footballer, today admitted to newspaper rumours that he was his father's son.
At school, sport's day was one of those classic occasions in which the strong survive and the weak get hurt and then later lambasted for it.
Baggies boss Gary Megson is reportedly preparing £250000 bid for Exeter striker Steve Flack.
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