Following the example of Bangladesh the British Government is setting out it's programme to cut out regulation and red tape. David Cameron announced his proposals to outdo UKIP at the local elections. Senior Tories think he is onto a huge vote win...
London - A classic 30-pieces-of-silver moment has seen Queen Elizabeth nod through tomorrow's lavish and unwarranted circus for a woman despised by millions of outraged UK voters. "That's the quid pro quo for gold-digger Kate Middleton's 2011 publ...
The health of the Queen has become problematically only days before the funeral of Margaret Thatcher. It was thought the Queen had caught measles and that it was spreading throughout the Royal family, but Dr Ian Knowall has advised us that the only k...
Taiwan - News of Mrs Thatcher's death has been broadcast as a spoiler by Taiwan national TV which reported that Queen Elizabeth's own RIP 'will probably coincide with Wednesday's awesome Aries New Moon'. The notoriously superstitious island state'...
LONDON - Pippa Middleton has made it quite clear that she is going ahead with her plans to give her sister Kate a baby shower no matter what Queen Elizabeth says. According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency the royal queen when told of the baby sho...
London - You can blame the House of Windsor's White Witch for the nuclear winter gripping the country a former stargazer to Princess Diana said today. But the 100 year glacial rule will end 'on Easter Sunday' to fulfill an ages old redemption pro...
LONDON - Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that Queen Elizabeth has expressed her displeasure at the names that her granddaughter-in-law, Kate Middleton has chosen for her and Prince William's baby-to-be. According to Brompton Boxgrove...
London - "I thought it's just the bloody plebs that you're charging," a livid HM said to David Cameron as the full impact of the government's bedroom tax took hold. "Gawd knows where Philip will now keep his hand-held bazookas, the spare room's al...
In an astonishing development Prince Charles is under suspicion of trying to poison the Queen. Two suspect tubs of soup from the Prince's exclusive range have been taken for forensic analysis after it was discovered that the Queen's stomach bug had b...
Windsor - She's feeling sick to the pit of her stomach as a fit of royal norovirus simplex, [swine flu to the proles] threatens to lay out HM much like Kate Middleton last year. The sight of poor little Poodsy Woodsy the Corgi impaled on an umbre...
New York - The billionaire's Soreass Fund Management Corp has taken a huge punt on the octogenarian Cold War figurehead's downfall tomorrow. It follows a blind tasting of his tea leaf reader's annual Loving Cup message that prompted Soros to move...
Cash strapped Buckingham Palace is reduced to only having one bar on of the electric heater in the state rooms, revealed a disgruntled insider. "The Queen is a miser and is too mean to keep the heating on" revealed one of her courtiers. "We are red...
NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Queen Elizabeth is fit to be tied (once again) over the over exposure of granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge. Kate The Great and her husband William The Hubby were having a great time v...
Rome - The secret accord was forged when the pair worked on Korean Peninsula covert projects in their early 20s during the turbulent North-South divide. "We always suspected they spent their youth in Asia," a Spanish Inquisition source commented,...
Glancing through the morning papers, whilst having breakfast in bed, the queen's eyes froze at the headline reading: Pope Benedict XVI To Resign. She was reported to have immediately reached under the blankets for her purse, pulled out her mobile and pressed #1 on her speed dial. Around the world, crossing the Atlantic, and into the basement bunker office of the National Security Agency in the...
Rome - The Pope's shock resignation 'is just a warm-up act' according to Vatican seers who predict Joseph Ratzinger's lawfully wedded spouse Queen Elizabeth is next. "It could happen any time this week," an Opus Dei tarot reader commented, "maybe...
A statement issued today by a Palace spokesman has added nothing but confusion to the story of the Queen vs. Dame Judi, or 'Lizziegate' as it is now known. The spokesman denied emphatically that the Queen had anything to do with the reported inci...
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