American Idol is biased. Yes, I said it. Most of the finalists have been from the South. We've only had one runner-up, Justin Guarini, from the North, and it's just not fair. The North has a long history of great talent. Madonna is from Michigan, which is in the NORTH. Prince is from Minneapolis, Minnesota, which is way NORTH. Aerosmith is from BOSTON, which is UP NORTH.
ASHCOMBE, WILTSHIRE - Experts designated by the Countryside Office began examination today of Madonna's cannabis crop and they have found her grass to be "thoroughly smokeable and of a heightened potency not usually found in a homegrown prod...
ASHCOMBE, WILTSHIRE - Madonna and her husband have ended their row with the Countryside Agency and Ramblers' Association over sightseer rights to cross a designated area of her 1,200 acre retreat.
London - The Institute for the Study of Not Very Good Things has released the results of its study focusing on pop-icon Madonna. The study concludes that Madonna is not very talented at all.
Britney Spears has secretly married Madonna in a civil ceremony performed at Michael Jackson's Never-Never-Did-It Land. Both brides-to-be walked down the aisle to the tune of "Like a virgin" and sealed their union with a passionate embrace as local...
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