Boston, Ma/Detroit,Mi, / Combined AP Wire Services - A video tape delivered covertly to the Boston Globe proves conclusively that missing union boss Jimmy Hoffa, and Winter Hill Gangster Whitey Bolger are still on the loose and not about to let the g...
London, UK/ Guardian - In yet another magnanimous offer to "Share the Wealth", President Elect Obama makes a world wide plea for his missing relatives to come forward and make unselfish donations to Britain's ailing Sperm Bank system. Obama was r...
Washington,DC/Wall Street Journal - Playing the "Race Card" once again, it appears that the Rev. Al has found yet another way to avoid his tax obligations brought on by blatant misuse of his "Non Profit" community action groups specializing in extort...
ARCTIC VILLAGE, Alaska - CNN has just learned that all of the 20,000 votes that were cast by Alaskan Eskimos in the presidential election, were all cast for Barack Obama. When Governor Sarah Palin was first informed that not one Alaskan citizen of...
After much celebrations and worshipping of the new President Elect as the saviour by many brain washed zombie people, who now seem to worship him like a god, god himself has made a rare appearance at the Imperial Senate in Washington to tell everyone...
WASHINGTON D.C.--U.S. President elect Barrack Obama says he will be sworn into the office of president using an old family Koran passed down from a distant relative whom he never actually met. The ceremony will take place in January 2009, and th...
CHICAGO, Illinois - President-elect Barack Obama has told reporters that his new Secretary of State Oprah Winfrey has just bought a puppy for his daughters Malia and Sasha. Ms. Winfrey bought the 'First Kiddoes-elect' a cute little female Yorkshir...
Washington, D,C. - As the cheers and adulation have quieted down in the days and weeks following the historical election of Barack Obama, America's first Black president-elect, a harsh cold reality sets into African-American communities everywhere, h...
Detroit,Mi/ Auto Times - Reversing an earlier decision to look Presidential and frugal in his "Pimp My Ride" Yugo Limo featured earlier in The Spoof, the President Elect instead ordered up the "Mother of All Limos" according to Chief of Staff Rahm...
Chicago,Il/ Plumbing News - Reaching out in conciliation, President Elect Barack Hussein Obama has hired iconic GOP spokesman "Joe the plumber" to fix a stream of embarrassing leaks originating from his transition team. Joe Wurzelbacher, descri...
Charlotte, NC/ Open Wheel News - President Elect Barack Obama acted with alacrity today moments after news from Wall Street that the Big Three automakers declared bankruptcy and withdrew their NASCAR support. Announcing it was "time for a CHARGE",...
The estates of wealthy financial industry executives will be opened to the victims of the foreclosure crisis, the office of President elect Barack Obama announced today. "Large estates such as the Boston home of ex-Freddie Mac CEO Richard Syron wi...
The US Catholic hierarchy has cast its forty pieces of silver with the pro-death penalty, war-mongering Republican party of the rich for decades now. The Democrat party whose policies conform most to Catholic social teaching in its defense of the...
Stork's Landing, Illinois - It was smiles all around at the Obama house as First Mama, Michelle Obama, announced she is pregnant. The wife of President-elect Barack Obama broke the news at an impromptu press conference earlier today. "Yes, it's tr...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Thousands of the nation's Republican voters have announced that they will not support "Black Friday" in a bold show of partisan consumerism following Barack Obama's landslide victory over John McCain.
Barrack Obama's wife and Republican presidential corpse John McCain have admitted they both had sex during the heady days of the 1980's. Not with each other, of course, but with their respective partners. The evidence proving that sexual inter...
Millions of voters in the US are outraged that their new president, Barrack Obama, is actually a little bit ethnic, a poll has revealed. Mr. Obama, who won the exclusive accolade of being first African-American president was, apparently wrongly v...
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