In a statement released to the media late last night, the Office of the President-Elect Barack Obama claimed that he was actually born in Kenya. "It's true", said an Obama spokesman. "Barack actually WAS born in Kenya. We had thought it was Hawa...
Baghdad,Iraq/ Madoff Investment News Update - "Holy Shit", that appears to be the uniform response by American Taxpayers when they heard the tab for the world's biggest embassy complex scheduled for completion momentarily in Iraq. Covering 104 acr...
(Washington, DC) The Obama family stopped in for a quick meal at a local KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken-heads)yesterday and received a somewhat awkward surprise--everyone ignored them! The family was celebrating the girls' first day at their new schoo...
San Diego,CA/ Homeland Security briefing - Following unprovoked rocket attacks from Mexico on civilians in Tuscon, San Diego and Abilene, House Speaker Pelosi has pleaded for restraint and understanding, saying "if we just give them more money, th...
Washington/DC/ Spook News from Langley - In a surprise move, hailed as "brilliant", by liberals, President Elect Obama has named famed talk show host Larry King, as head of the nation's super secret CIA. Declaring that world events "are the scari...
Washington AC/DC - (Spanish Inquisition Mess): US President-Elect Ehud Barak Obama's choice of a Jesuit-payroll professor from California's Santa Clara University for the top CIA post has delighted Opus Dei. The sinister cover-up organization has...
American President-elect Barack Obama, who has made speeches about everything from the global economy to the problems of cutting dogs' toenails, has been tragically made dumb, as the conflict in Israel worsens. One doctor, speaking from Washingto...
Barack Obama's silence over the Israeli invasion of Gaza has provoked an outcry from the Arab world hoping that the new American President might have a fresh perspective on the Arab Israeli conflict. The president elect broke his silence finaly but h...
New Mexico Governor with an old Mexico corruption charge, Frito Bandito Richardson has sought to save Obama from the embarrassment of another indicted democrat and an election contribution scandal. Apparently the high profile not so highly ethical go...
Hospitals and emergency rooms across the whole of the southern USA were on standby today, as medics warned that a drastic increase in the so-called Obama Flu could herald a nationwide epidemic. Obama Flu, or to give it its correct medical name, Ba...
After a failed bid to delay the Jan. 20th inauguration, President-elect Barack Obama's transitional team has raised questions about the validity of the Nov. 4th election results, and has demanded a recount in several key states. "It appears ther...
Citing the growing economic crisis, President-Elect Barack Obama today named Harry Potter to a key position in his cabinet. Potter will serve as Deputy Secretary of Commerce. "We need change in Washington," said Obama as he announced the selection...
Today NASA, the North American Senator Agency, announced it had discovered a new planet in our solar system, and named it Obama. Spokesman Professor Cape Kennedy said: 'The new planet can be seen from all parts of the world, but it has a curious m...
Tibet, the mountainous country "at the top of the world" that has been controlled by China for many years, has decided to change the name of a beloved citizen to honor newly elected U.S. President Barack Obama. To commememorate the election of the...
United States President George W. Bush has announced plans for after he leaves the White House following the Barack Obama Inauguration. Bush had previously not been talkative about his goals, plans, or pursuits beginning in late January. "Well, f...
Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A messy Inauguration Day solar conjunction with retrograde Mercury in the first degree of Aquarius will vindicate predictions for a chaotic start to the Obama Administration. The Skull 'n' Bones Club w...
The office of President-elect Barack Obama issued a statement yesterday stating that they would be willing to postpone the January 20th inauguration for an unspecified period of time due to the "unprecedented set of crises the nation faces". "We...
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