WASHINGTON--NASA unveiled a quaint retro-looking plan on Monday to land men on the moon by 2018 using an Apollo-like rocket and lunar lander, Tang, and a vivid and convincing simulation by animation company Industrial Light and Magic.
(AP) Former Notre Dame and new Washington football coach Ty Willingham is exercising a little known part of his original contract that will allow him to call the plays for both sides in Saturday's game. "When they hired me, I had them put...
WASHINGTON (AP) The White House was in turmoil this afternoon as it became evident that President George Bush abdicated his office. Sometime in the middle of the previous night, Marine 1, the president's helicopter, made a trip to Andrews AFB, but n...
WASHINGTON (AP) Since his nomination to the Supreme Court by President Bush, John Roberts has been living large. John has a big new spring of confidence, a generous swelling of pride, and the one thing every man deserves: a little well-earned respec...
WASHINGTON (AP)-The White House has opened its doors to dozens of Republican refugees from New Orleans who have been housed in various rooms scattered throughout the historic pile...
WASHINGTON--President George Bush promised on Thursday that the federal government will give more than $200 billion to the hurricane-ravaged oil and gas corporations and rich people of the Gulf Coast in one of the largest payoff projects of its kind...
New York, Washington , DC and darkened smokescreens everywhere--- Chucky, the oh so sweet on screen movie horror and off screen local devil may care boy toy, has officially announced his intention to run for the Senate from New York.
Washington -- American President George Bush today declared the nationalization of all Iraqi oil fields, pipelines, and refineries. Offering reporters no opportunity for questions during the briefing, Bush stated "The American taxpayer shouldn...
Washington - Some liberals claim George W. Bush doesn't utter a word that Karl Rover doesn't script for him. Apparently the leader of the free world is equally afraid to take a bathroom break without obtaining permission from Rover, or his...
WASHINGTON -- An anxious nation is holding it's breath as President George Bush steps up to take responsibility for the slow response to the Katrina disaster. The event will mark the first time in his life the president has accepted responsibility...
Washington, DC - President Bush announced Wednesday that he was fully prepared to accept responsibility for the federal government's foot dragging in owning up to its own apathetic lethargy in the wake of hurricane Katrina.
WASHINGTON--President Bush has finally taken responsibility for federal government blundering in coping with Hurricane Katrina and the much delayed relief efforts and announced his resignation on Wednesday. He also admitted that the calamity was evid...
Washington (ARF)--Republicans may not be the brightest people on Earth, but provocative new research has managed to increase their brain capacity to its final form.
WASHINGTON (AP) After being relieved of his duties during the botched response to Hurricane Katrina, FEMA Director Michael Brown vowed that: "I'm going to go home and walk my dog and hug my wife and, maybe get a good Mexican meal and a stiff...
Washington - President George Bush startled journalists at a press conference today when he revealed plans to launch a pre-emptive strike against a new and unexpected threat; the Moon. Under intense questioning regarding the lack of military resourc...
Washington -- "There's power in words," says former FEMA Chief Michael Brown, "The ones you put on your resume' can determine your future. Starting today I'll be offering my talents and experience at crafting resume's...
WASHINGTON DC (AP) At a press conference held at the White House, President George Bush outlined his plans for the future of New Orleans.
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