THE VATICAN -- Before being rushed to the hospital, Pope John Paul II didn't think he was going to make it through the night and, upsetting centuries of Papal tradition, named his own successor. The 84-year-old leader of the Catholic Church was havin...
Rome, Italy - Today officials in Vatican City announced that the Roman Catholic Church will no longer require its bishops of the world to wear pointy hats. The announcement comes on the heels of an incident involving the Archbishop of Los Angeles...
Democratic Party presidential nominee John Kerry has confirmed that he is definitely pro-choice unless he is speaking in front of a pro-life audience in which case he will be Catholic but not Irish.
Pope John-Paul II has urged all French Catholics to move to the Vatican immediately to escape anti-Catholic sentiments in France.
(Vatican City, Saturday 3rd July) Documents released today under the Catholic Church's Freedom of Disinformation Act confirm that Osama Bin Laden was paid $5 billion from the Pontifical Office's Colombian offshore accounts to mastermind the...
(Dromoland Castle, Eire; Friday 25 June) Irish police investigating a cult branch of the notorious satanic Hellfire Club have uncovered fourth century Atlantic Sea Scrolls which claim that the Catholic Mass is a cannibalistic rite initiated by hun...
The Vatican switchboard was jammed yesterday when the ageing Pontiff offered discounted terms for all weddings booked for this summer.
Bishop Santori Anderpopolis announced that the Pope and PETA have come to an understanding regarding Catholics and eating fish on Fridays. Clara Bennett the spokesperson for PETA called this a "great day" for our Catholic members. PETA also ho...
Ebert will be taking over Catholic Church; John Paul will Air Weekly Movie Review Show Complete with Vatican Munchies Suggestions.
His eyes blood-shot with holy wrath fired by holy writ, the latest bull released by the Vatican has gored the hopes of Catholic womankind...
The Pope attempted to stem the declining numbers of church weddings by offering a 5 year 'no divorce' warranty on all new marriages in his Catholic churches.
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