DENVER - Six foot eleven inch Denver Nuggets center Nene told a close friend of his that he is tired of playing games (no pun intended). Sport Territory's Atwood "Overtime" McSparrow stated that the Brazilian star says that he has made it very cle...
MINNEAPOLIS - Needless to say the executives with the Minnesota Timbervolves are not very happy campers at the moment. They have been duped and duped good as Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag is always saying. It seems that when the Timberwolves...
LOS ANGELES - Hugh Hefner said that it was not a good week for him, what with getting dumped by his fiancee and all, so he went out and did something to lift up his spirits. He decided to purchase the NBA Los Angeles Clippers. He called up team ow...
LOS ANGELES - Ron Artest of the Los Angeles Lakers recently spoke with fellow teammate Kobe Bryant and told him that he is planning on undergoing a name change. Bryant reportedly looked at him and told him if he changes his name to Ron Weiner he p...
LOS ANGELES - Rumblings in LaLaLand, aka The Land of The Lakers are reverberating that the Lakers super star Kobe Bryant may be on his way out of El Lay and heading to Big D (Dallas). Bryant reportedly told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory that a...
CLEVELAND - Businessman Leander W. Gollyheimer, who heads a group of investment brokers in Ohio says that his attorneys are negotiating to buy the Miami Heat of the NBA. The Heat lost to the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals four games to two.
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Governor John "Happy Guy" Kasich is so thrilled at the fact that the Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat to capture the NBA Finals Championship Trophy that he has given each of the Dallas Mavericks players a brand new 2011 Toyot...
MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...
MIAMI - In a move that has shocked not only the basketball world but the entire sports world, the political world, and even the world of hip hop music, the Miami Heat have just announced that they have traded LeBron James to The Cleveland Cavaliers.
MIAMI - The loud thunderous sound that was heard after the Dirk Nowitzki-led Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat 105-95 to win the NBA World Championship did not come from Miami or even from Dallas...that loud boom came from the town that sits o...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been described by Ellen DeGeneres as one of the happiest celebrity couples since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston first got together. Kim, who is one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, and whose most distinctive feature is her humongous ass, has been in a relationship with Kris Humphries, who is a power forward with the New Jersey Ne...
PHOENIX - The land of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is now also the land of Rick "The Gay CEO" Welts. Welts recently met with NBA Commissioner David Stern at a Starbucks and told him about his sexual orientation. Stern, sternly asked if he was sure. Welts replied that he was as sure as he could possibly be sure and not be deemed to be unsure. Stern shook hi...
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Charles Barkley, aka "The Round Mound of Rebound," was in Tuscaloosa visiting his old high school English teacher LaFeesha LaSamba Washington. According to published reports 48-year-old Charles or "Snuggle Bunny" as he was kn...
LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian says that she has a sneaky suspicion that the divorce rumors about her and husband, 6 foot 10 inch L.A. Laker, Lamar Odom, were started by some jealous bit*ch (sic) with the initials P.H. When asked by iGossip's Taff...
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant, the master of "Ball Control" and now the master of the "Back Pedalers" is trying to do some self damage control after his homophobic rant. During the game against the San Antonio Spurs when Bryant was given a 'Technical'...
DETROIT - Charlie Sheen, the man with no show, no real friends, and really no clue opened up the first stop of his Charlie Sheen's My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour before a sell out crowd of 4,300, 4,289 who were...
CLEVELAND - Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the good sisters of St. Pistachio, who are the most dedicated basketball fans in the entire Catholic Church, are starting to get a little bit carried away with their support for the hometown NBA...
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