WASHINGTON D.C.-President Elect Barrack Obama is planning massive changes to U.S. currency that will permanently solve the looming financial crisis. According to an Obama insider the incoming president is "a genius" when it comes to solving this kin...
Chicago, Illinois - "I'm taking one more step for man and one more giant leap for mankind," said an excited Oprah to her studio audience as she announced that President-elect Barack Obama has promised her an ambassadorship to the planet closest to th...
Washington AC/DC - (Whitewater/Blackwater Mess): Skull 'N' Bones diehards have blasted Obama camp Inauguration plans 'a cynical freak show' after their Blackwater security arm failed its tender to police the January 20 event. "I blame the Clintons...
Obamadelphia PA-- Mayor Michael Nutter officially renamed Philadelphia in a City Hall ceremony yesterday. The nation's sixth largest city is now officially Obamadelphia, named for the nation's first African-American president. The name change takes...
CHICAGO, IL - Two workers finished installing an old-fashioned barber's chair in the Senate Chamber this morning. Blagojevich says it will permanently replace the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama and "add a touch of class" to the Capitol Comp...
San Francisco,Ca./ Rolling Stone - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi increased her stranglehold on American Government today with the announcement that she will be in CHARGE , at least for the next 11 days...and maybe longer if she has her way! Continuin...
US President-elect Barack Obama today made a speech to urge action on the economy. 'It's not too late to change course', he said, 'but if nothing is done then the killing of Palestinian civilians could last for years. No, hold on, the recession could...
The White House, January 7, 2009 Dear Mom, I have been in the US Navy for 11 months and was hoping to go to sea on an Aircraft Carrier after boot camp. However, I was assigned as a mess steward to the White House kitchen in Washington DC. Things have been pretty boring around here until today. President Bush hosted a luncheon for all of the living ex-presidents and the new president elect.
US Prez Elect Barack Obama has pledged to break the Bush- Cheney isolation from world diplomacy. Before even ascending to the inaugural throne, American King Barry has already scheduled meetings with Hamas, Al Qaida, the Soviet Communist party, vario...
Chicago,Il./ Sun Times - Not since the days of George Patton racing to free US soldiers trapped in the Battle of the Bulge, have political historians seen such a fast moving offensive as that launched in recent days by Illinois' indicted Governor, R...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President-elect Barack Obama has just appointed rock legend Bruce Springsteen to head the newly established U.S. Department of Music. Springsteen who has had a dozen songs make it into the Top Ten was notified while he was perfo...
Washington/DC/ Pork Barrel Gazette - It's Official! You have to waste more money and increase bureaucratic inefficiency in order to find out why you are wasting more money and being inefficient in Washington! President Elect Barack Obama, who fa...
BH Obama looked like a sleek black crow trooping with whitehaired dopes when he did lunch with the fast fading menagerie of former US Presidents. The midday meal turned into a fiasco of repasts as the ex presidents each performed disgracefully.
The 1950's was dubbed the Age of Anxiety and the 20 oughts have been called the Age of Obesity. Spice loving President elect Obama has taken a cue from the times and has named a hot and savory South Indian dish to be US Surgeon General. Critics h...
First, there was the Illinois Governor attempting to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat. Then, Governor Bill Richardson resigned as the nominee for Secretary of Commerce over irregularities in New Mexico. Now, a third scandal has rocked the Obama Pres...
President-elect Obama today had lunch with four former Presidents- Bush 1 and 2, Clinton and Carter. George Sr. from habit wiped his hands with a sanitized wipe after shaking Obama's hand. All gave him bits of advice from their Presidential experienc...
Movie Actress Angelina Jolie, wife of actor Brad Pitt and adopted mother of eighteen children from twenty-three different countries and thirty-six different nationalities, claims that she can produce the birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, the...
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