Amateur weather forecaster Albert Puma has made his pronouncements on the long-range weather for 2007. The sprightly octogenarian at 83 is reputed to be "at best jammy", if he gets his forecast anywhere close to being right.
Ground Zero, EARTH--In what may be the last weather prognostication ever, residents of the Third Rock from the Sun were given fair warning that the concept of the "Eternal Summer" is not just a metaphorical expression...it's abou...
Whatever happened to inane weather-related remarks? A new survey has shown that pretending to use Mobile phones has, in recent years, become the most common way young people in the developed world cope with socially awkward situations such as uncomfo...
Studies find that hurricanes such as Katrina and Rita, are being treated in the incorrect way. The evacuation of people, driving to higher ground, covering windows with plywood, reporters bent sideways by the wind assessing weather conditions; appear...
NERVELINE, Ohio -- The East and Gulf coasts can expect a big hurricane season that could be the worse ever, said an official at the National Torrid Weather and Bad Atmospheric Administration (NTWBAA).
Hope sprang eternal earlier this month when the weather set an unprecedented example of being sunny for longer than the average 3.2 hours. Still, meteorologists are warning Fife residents not to get ‘too comfortable' and should instead start thinkin...
The National Weather Service disclosed today that hackers gained entry into their computer systems and modified the first day of spring. Rather than March 20, the first day of spring could now come as late as April. The FBI is investigating the una...
Produce Sparta 1 Sredjna Vas Albion 0 Gutsy defending by the visitors, atrocious weather and a brief alien pitch invasion certainly made this Western Bohinj Division Two derby game a tricky one for Sparta. Produce manager Rietz Allot, speaking...
St. Petersburgh, FL- According to Deputy Assistant Weather Chairperson on Hurricane Development and Other Related Things (DAWCHDORT), Michael Snodgrass, Florida is in for a titanic blast from nature. The trail end of hurricane Charlie will be shooti...
CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the weather would be better than in November.
Omaha, Nebraska- Stan Flowers a local weather man for WOAX channel 4, forecasted a bright sunny rain free weekend, weather great for the whole fami...
Atlanta - It seems an unprecedented weather pattern will be sweeping across the nation for the first full week of May. From Seattle to Miami, Bangor to The Bay Area, temperatures will be unseasonably perfect. What's more, expect little to no rain and...
All across the northern part of the northern hemisphere people are chilly. Recent polls show most believe there is a direct relationship between Freezing weather and being...not warm. But when the phrase direct relationship is used, visuals of less f...
President Bush has added a new member to his Axis of Evil list - none other than the US's neighbor to the North, Canada. The President became aware that recent winter weather problems in the US were caused by masses of cold air coming in from,...
For Millennia man has sought to control the weather. From the Stone Age to the modern day - farmers, magicians and lawyers have sought to influence the elements.
The giant cheque business is allegedly about to go bust. With the two main events of the year which see a dramatic climb in sales now over with the industry is going to have to weather the storm.
The British weather boom continues. According to a leading meteorological expert we've already had more weather this year than in the last three years put together.
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