London - (Michail Gorbachev Mess): Top Brunei mobster Prince Jefri Archer has been branded an ex-KGB/Mossad double agent whose hand-picked gang robbed Brink's-Mat of twenty tonnes of gold bullion in 1983.
Zurich, Switzerland - (Thieving Mess): Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer is the top suspect behind the £84 million art heist from the Buehrle Museum.
London - (Even Worse Ass Mess): Brunei's most accomplished terrorist gangster Prince Jefri Archer is at the heart of allegations that artworks systematically looted from the UK ended up in Russian mobsters' hands.
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