Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the kind of conservative who seeks to lower taxes, while at the same time describing anyone who is not paying taxes as moochers. Today's heroes of freedom are the US Congress. While passing the debt limit bill they passed the No Budget No Pay Act of 2013 which states that if either the House of Representative or the Senate fails to pass a b...
Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm 100% against the metric system. This is why I eat my sandwiches by the foot, while ordering my drinks by the liter. Today's hero of freedom is Representative Steve Stockman. Rep Stockman is the kind of man who is not afraid to threaten to impeach Obama if he continues with his executive orders. He is willing to stand up to tyranny despite...
Congratulations! Your fresh out of collage, and you have decided to embark on a career as a Capitol Hill lobbyist. One of many things that you must always keep forefront in your mind is that you are joining the ranks of an exclusive prestigious club where access is earned through hard work and using your head. There is much to be gained if you are up to the task at hand. The people who you wil...
PHILIPPINES -- Cebu Representative Eduardo Gullas, one of the authors of series of house bills that revives mandatory Reserve Officers Training Corps (ROTC) for male college students, was admitted to a nearby hospital after fainting from seeing a gho...
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