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Funny story: Angry Man Builds House From Bricks He Shit

Angry Man Builds House From Bricks He Shit

Roscoe Hereford, a local man most famous for his continual anger and temper tantrums, has built a new house using all natural materials. The "green" house was composed of compost...that is, natural bricks. Home builder and owner Hereford said "my...

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Funny story: You'll just love our erections

You'll just love our erections

Bob Dylan famously sang 'Times they are a-changin' and he was correct.

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Funny story: Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Olsen Twins Nailed following a case of Mistaken Identity

Las Angeles - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were celebrating the opening of a new Taco Bell by wearing sombreros, when they were mistaken for two nails and hammered into the drywall of a nearby construction site.

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Funny story: Alaska Flagging Handbook

Alaska Flagging Handbook

Summer time (a week) up here in Alaska has come and gone. Our local Village Council, in it's finite wisdom, saw fit to drag about 10 people per village from the 5 villages in our region to "Qualify" us as Alaska Roadside Flaggers. Then in a fit of Nepotism, only the immediate relatives of the Village Council members got to work the 2 year construction job in my village.

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Funny story: Home Depot Manager Admits Testing Glue on Store Toilets

Home Depot Manager Admits Testing Glue on Store Toilets

Minneapolis -- For gluing two pieces of wood together, there's Elmer's white glue, or Gorilla Glue. For plastics, there's Superglue. For construction purposes, there's Liquid Nails. But what kind of glue do you use for harmless p...

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Funny story: WalMart branches into real estate with apartment, office complexes atop super stores

WalMart branches into real estate with apartment, office complexes atop super stores

ROGERS, AR - The WalMart Corporation today announced they are beginning construction on exclusive apartments, condominiums and offices to be located atop their popular super stores.

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Funny story: Milwaukee claims Monopoly in 'People Who Say Bubbler' Market

Milwaukee claims Monopoly in 'People Who Say Bubbler' Market

A study released today by Refreshment magazine claims that Milwaukee has a Monopoly in a very selective area: 'The People Who Say Bubbler' Market. Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett plans to honor the news with the announcement of the construction of a huge bubbler adjacent to Calatrava's addition to the Milwaukee Art Museum.

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Funny story: Revolutionary New Community to Begin Construction

Revolutionary New Community to Begin Construction

SOUTHERN PODUNK, AL Residents of Southern Podunk will finally have the opportunity to experience all of the conveniences of big-city living when the Rensfield Development Company (RDC) opens the doors of its new residential high-ri...

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