They're there.....The little f*****g sods are there. I'm looking out of the window and typing this at arms length, which is difficult because I have relatively short arms: compared to your average primate, that is. They are lined up on the far bank like the bloody cast of a Wallace and Gromit film. I'm sure the little bastards are made of clay. They're moving in stop frame animation the little...
I took my daughter, Lucy, and her fiancee, Brad, out last week for a liesurely cruise up the canal to a spot called 'Botany Bay' where there is a converted mill housing lots of craft shops and that kind of tosh. Anyway, I'm pootling along at the recommended 4mph, and I notice a barge following me and reducing the gap at an alarming rate. (He must have been doing all of 6mph!!....Hooligan!!) I d...
Not a lot happened over the weekend and I thought Captain Nigel's log would be left bare. Then guess what. The Brits never let you down. Captain Pugwash in his souwester loomed out of the rain and caught me amidships. And being caught amidships can bring a tear to your eyes, believe me. About 11am Sunday and I'm still in my dressing gown having a civilised cup of coffee and a scratch of the bal...
British Waterways chiefs were yesterday said to be agog at the news that the 'Wreck of the Hesperus' had been found lying in a shallow basin on the Leeds and Liverpool canal near Chorley, Lancashire, England. North of England BW representative, Al...
An owl and a pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat on Friday evening and haven't been spotted since. The odd duo couple were visitors in the area and had chartered a boat for the duration of their weeklong stay at a local hotel. The h...
Richard Cutis has accepted today that the original script for his latest film 'The Boat that Rocked' was based in part on the famous Below Decks stories published on the TheSpoof.com. He said that the concept of a mixed group of individuals thrown...
The South China Sea became the setting for a naval confrontation reminiscent of Admiral nelson and the battle of Trafalgar which once and for all settled the British possession of the square by the same name. This time the major players appeared to b...
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