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Funny story: London Borough Of Ealing Declared International Dark-Sky Reserve

London Borough Of Ealing Declared International Dark-Sky Reserve

London's astronomers are over the moon at the announcement that the London Borough of Ealing has been declared an International Dark-Sky Reserve. 'London is an international centre of excellence for numerous endeavours,' explained Mayor of London,...

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Funny story: Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Almost all of modern physics is simply wrong says a new UK government report written by top academics. They argue that about a hundred years ago physics took a wrong turn and has consequently had to invent more and more bizarre theories to keep the s...

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Funny story: "Leap Centimetre" To Be Added To The Length Of The Metre In 2012

"Leap Centimetre" To Be Added To The Length Of The Metre In 2012

The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in Paris today announced that a "leap centimetre" would be added to the length of the metre at midnight on 28th February 2012, to coincide with the addition of an extra day to the year. 'People are...

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Funny story: Higgs Boson Detected? Unfortunately not.

Higgs Boson Detected? Unfortunately not.

CERN Scientists are red-faced today when it was revealed that the bumps in the data of the two colliders that were thought to be the Higgs Boson turned out to be somebody dropping a cup of coffee in the analysis lab above the particle accelerator.

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Funny story: Preparations Underway For Journey Of Olympic Flame

Preparations Underway For Journey Of Olympic Flame

Preparations are now underway to ensure the safe journey of the Olympic Flame from the ancient Greek site of Olympia to the Olympic Stadium in London, for the 2012 Olympic Games. 'Many people wonder how the Flame can travel all that way without mi...

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Funny story: Dark Streaks on Mars Explained by Professor Stephen Hawking

Dark Streaks on Mars Explained by Professor Stephen Hawking

Professor Stephen Hawking has given an answer to the question that every scientist on the planet has been asking for the last 24 hours. What are the dark streaks on Mars? The answer came in response to an e-mail that was sent to PH's Twitter sit...

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Funny story: Brian Cox And 'The Wonders Of The Universe:' Too Loud Man?

Brian Cox And 'The Wonders Of The Universe:' Too Loud Man?

BBC bosses will be on tenterhooks tonight, waiting for the public's reaction to their re-edited version of Prof Brian Cox's Wonders of the Universe. They have adjusted the show to tone down the sound after complaints from viewers said the music an...

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Funny story: Brian Cox "Wonders" Revelations Kick Off Energy Bill Bonanza

Brian Cox "Wonders" Revelations Kick Off Energy Bill Bonanza

Energy companies have been in prolonged talks this week following revelations about energy-use during a popular documentary series. In Wonders of the Universe Prof Brian Cox decribed how everything in the universe - including us - is made of stuff...

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Funny story: Prof Brian Cox: "Keep It Loud!" Producers' Heads Explode.

Prof Brian Cox: "Keep It Loud!" Producers' Heads Explode.

Dishy physicist Brian Cox has sent BBC production staff into a tizz by saying that despite viewers' complaints, he likes the music in his new series Wonders of the Universe. As we reported yesterday, after hundreds of viewers complained about the...

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Funny story: Brian Cox "Universe" Music Move Welcomed By TV Repair Man

Brian Cox "Universe" Music Move Welcomed By TV Repair Man

Following complaints by viewers, the BBC is to re-edit its flagship science programme Wonders of the Universe, toning down the background music. Hundreds complained that the music drowned out the commentary by astronomer dish, Prof Brian Cox. J...

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Funny story: Brian Cox warns against Bieber appearing in Twilight franchise

Brian Cox warns against Bieber appearing in Twilight franchise

Fans of pop music and vampire fantasy films are to be disappointed today, as rumours of Justin Bieber appearing in the Twilight saga are announced to be untrue. Catherine Hardwicke, speaking at a press conference today, told journalists that "Jus...

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Funny story: Professor Brian Cox joins campaign to stop end of the world

Professor Brian Cox joins campaign to stop end of the world

Professor Brian Cox has joined the campaign to stop the end of the World. He was asked to join by both Professor Steven Hawkins and Professor Snape who believe his superior scientific knowledge would add to their herculean efforts.. The campaig...

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