HARFOLD, Vt.--Some 80% of dieters regain the weight they've lost within a year. According to a study released earlier this week by Harfold State College, some 99.9% of those dieters blame hormonal changes for the return of flab. Coincidently, the...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--The head interior decorator for the White House decided Monday not to replace the "Taft Tub" in the Presidential Suite's bathroom until New Jersey governor Chris Christie officially denies any Presidential aspirations. "The 'Taft...
LAKE COMO, Italy - Actress Christina Hendricks was dressed in a one-piece midnight black swimsuit and wearing an Al Capone hat when she was photographed at Lake Como. The 36-year-old star of the American cable show Mad Men showed off her voluptuou...
HOLLYWOOD - Rosie O'Donnell who admits to being a little bit overweight has lashed out at the producers of the hit musical show Glee. O'Donnell stated that she does not like the fact that the one overweight member of the entire cast Lauren Zizes,...
(Washington) - With 60% of the American public being overweight the Federal Bureau of Weights and Standards today announced that federal policies and standards will be adapted to accommodate overweight and obese men, women and children in the U.S.
St. Croix River, Milwaukee - Admitting that gluttony was the only one of the seven deadly sins that he enjoyed committing, Mike Martinez, 39, attempted to set his life on the righteous path by confessing to his pastor that he had set out years earlie...
Berlin, Germany- This week environmental scientists at a world convention on global warming announced a shocking discovery they have.
A man who used to weigh more than 1400lbs (100 stones) has won an award for 'slimming', after wilfully ditching around 65% of his body weight in just three months. More amazing still, is that, this 3-month 'weightcrash' included the annual festive Ch...
Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.
Schools across America are adopting a new practice to fight childhood obesity. Forget the days of schoolyard bullying and taunting, now your fatass son or immense daughter can be humiliated by a letter from the Principal's office.
There are now more overweight people working at the BBC than those who have to go hungry, a conference of domestic broadcasters in Luton has revealed.
Woodland, IOWA- John Marshall, an overweight machinist in Woodland, Iowa is just one of thousands of would be dieters who are discouraged by ‘Jared', former chubster turned spokesman for the national sandwich chain ‘Subway'. Jared was propelle...
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