A story of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, and poverty, starting in August 1947 Chapter One: The Arrival It must have been a moving moment when the mid-wife handed the new born bundle of gooey 1lb 12oz of scrawny baby, wrapped tenderly in a bloodied pillow case, over into the hands of its loving Park Drive smoke and ash covered mother, as she lay cursing the father of this un...
The UK Coalition Government, realising they are losing popularity, and worried that this will affect their MPs prime directive - "To make as much money as possible", have come up with the idea of producing some famous film remakes, to star various members of the cabinet and opposition. Here we offer some suggestions, with the recommended member to star in the film: 'Carry on Regardless', 'Do...
The HRH Government Fiddleharmonic Orchestra The idea was put forward and accepted, at a meeting of David Cameron, William Hague, Kenneth Clarke and other drunken members of the government at the Crooked Member Inn last month. After much bitching, foot-stamping, and wailing, it was decided the formation of the orchestra would be as follows. Conducted by: David Cameron Lecturn supported...
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