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Funny story: New Group Launches Anorexia Support Campaign

New Group Launches Anorexia Support Campaign

For many years, persons suffering from Anorexia Nervosa (95% female) have had to live with the stigma of being labeled as "too skinny" or "emaciated." Members of this group have suffered depression due to their looks and feelings...

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Funny story: Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia

Plus Size Role Model Speaks Out Against Anorexia

Plus Size model, Jen Hunter, 25, has spoken out in an effort to deter impressionable young women from dieting to themselves to death. Jen, who at 7 stone 2 pounds (98 pounds) is classed as Plus Size in the modelling industry says that there is fa...

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Funny story: Poland Bans Anorectic Models

Poland Bans Anorectic Models

Following the lead of her more senior European Union neighbors, France and Spain, the Polish Parliament has passed legislation that will discourage anorectic models from sauntering down the nascent fashion industry's catwalks.

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Funny story: FDA approves rapid weight loss sugar-free diet gum; recommended by 9 out of 10 anorexics

FDA approves rapid weight loss sugar-free diet gum; recommended by 9 out of 10 anorexics

Washington, DC - Now you can chew your way out of the weight gain you chewed your way into by simply chewing on the newly approved FDA sugar-free diet gum all day long. Just make sure you are near a bathroom as you may experience weight loss nearly i...

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Funny story: Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Scrawny warbler, Celine Dion, has added her voice to an ad campaign to draw attention to eating disorders. The Titanic singer -as in the song, not as in size - is an avid believer in healthy eating and body health.

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Dubious fashion icon and Spice girl Victoria Beckham has become the latest member of the celebrity A-list to strip off for an anti-fur campaign.

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Funny story: Kent Pete's Advice to Parents, Part One

Kent Pete's Advice to Parents, Part One

Your teenage daughter is showing signs of anorexia. She will not eat in front of the family, she will only eat a few foods, especially those low in fat and calories, and more worryingly she appears to base her self-worth on body weight and body image. Further you have recently discovered a supply of laxatives in her bedroom.

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Funny story: Hilary Duff Feels Pressure to be Thin

Hilary Duff Feels Pressure to be Thin

Actress, singer, and teen starlet Hilary Duff says that she feels pressure from the media and fans to stay thin, even with the mixed messages about current waif models. "Everyone expects me to be skinny and have my ribs sticking out, but at the...

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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe Not Anorexic

Ann Widdecombe Not Anorexic

Sources close to the Conservative Party today reiterated claims that Ann Widdecombe was not in fact anorexic. In refuting the claims, the way would now seem clear for Miss Widdecombe to stand for the Tory Leadership.

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