Vitamin B has now been proven to prevent the brain shrinking and delay Alzheimers, "sorry what was that vitamin called?" Scientists have been testing Vitamin B on people first showing sympons of forgetfullness, "excuse me where am I?" The resul...
The Alzheimer's Research Trust today said that dementia research was 'losing out' in the UK to other charities. Their spokeswoman Artie Artfast said: 'Research into dementia simply doesn't get the funds that other groups get. It simply doesn't get th...
Scientists today announced that fish may not be the answer to Alzheimer's disease. Fish has a reputation for being a 'brain food', however there is little evidence that it helps ward off Alzheimer's disease. There is evidence that fish fingers are...
The WHO (not to be mixed up with that 70s band) have announced, that after an extensive 10 year study surveying 1,000 people worldwide (0.00000006 of the total population of earth), H20 has a direct link to Alzheimer Disease. "Out of the 1,000 peo...
The UK Society Of Alzheimer's Sufferers has written to Jade Goody wishing her a speedy recovery after they remembered she had been diagnosed with cancer. "We wish this woman well - and hope she is soon back on our TV screens soon" repeated spokesm...
In a combined UK/US study, Vitamin D has been found to stop the effects of Alzheimer's. The US section of the study investigated 20,000 old people and compared the effects of Vitamin D supplements in a double-blind trial. The British part of th...
71-year-old Arizona senator John McCain firmly denied today that he is suffering from dementia and may be in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease.
There you are on your dumb CDC website, with that smug, self-serving smile, telling the whole world you’re oh-so-proud to be the director of the Centers for Disease Control. But if you’re so smart, then how come your precious little website hasn’t bothered to mention that my chances of being ritually murdered by Satanists are greater than dying from Alzheimer’s disease? Do you have an answer to th...
Stockholm, Sweden-The latest news from the Swedish Institute of Health reveals a surprising new find in geriatrics. Smokers are 86% less likely to suffer from Alzheimer's than non-smokers are. "This is very surprising," said Swedish researcher, Dr...
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