Imagine spending ten years in prison for murder and then because of DNA testing you find out you didn't do it!I bet you'd be relieved! Well, that's how I, John Wayne Fresno felt this week when this exact thing happened to me.
PARIS: There was a startling new twist in the Princess Diana Murder Inquiry today as two new witnesses came forward to give evidence. The two, who cannot be named, because they are French and nobody can pronounce their names properly, have differe…
They call him "Mr Whiskers" .. the folks in Cumberland Maine. "It's usually the same MO" Police Chief William Radcliffe pointed out. First the devil kitty hides under or behind some object, say a box or chair, waits for his vi...
Following news that UK airlines have been forced to ground flights due to to heavy fog, it has emerged that the British public really are more interested in the weather than any other subject.
A man who climbed onto his roof to investigate some strange noises is now facing murder charges. A witness claims she saw the man stood in his dressing gown pointing a shotgun at a stout looking fellow on the roof. He pulled the trigger and the pl...
NEW YORK (AP) - After Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. abandoned plans on Monday to publish a book and air a two-part interview with OJ Simpson, it is rumored that Simpson will instead host a 20-part Fox TV series examining the careers of "some o...
Believing that all embryos are viable human beings, (real living, thinking people, just a wee bit short of a mooring pier for growth and development) and that using one for scientific stem cell research is comparable to murder;...
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Pressure was mounting last night on Tessa Jowl's shyster lawyer husband David 'Dark Satanic' Mills in the God's Banker murder probe as he and fourteen accomplices were indicted on fraud, embezzlement and c...
In a surprising move, Ted "Chappy" Kennedy introduced a bill in the Senate this week declaring that all criminals committing violent crimes will be considered victims and treated as such. The mandatory sentences for murder, rape, armed robb...
Well-known television producer Dick Wolf, creator of the long-running TV drama "Law & Order", has been indicted on numerous felony charges, among them 26 counts of conspiracy to commit murder.
AUSTIN (AP) - Ever been so mad that you just felt like KILLING SOMEBODY? Anybody? Well, now you can .. legally in the State of Texas as long as you have "just cause". Last week Texas passed a law legalizing murder and basically striking do...
HOLLYWOOD-Tinseltown Attorney General Overlee Shameless has gained grand jury support for indictment of Hollywood sensation Rene "Roxie Hart" Zellweger for conspiracy, attempted murder, and most shocking of all, being a serial role killer.
New York City, New York - They found his "easy lift" office chair in the "high" position. They found his secretary crying in the corner. They found his lifeless body hanging from the ceiling fan. It was evident. Another bad boss had gone down.
MENLO PARK, CA-The extreme popularity of the newly released film ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith' which glorifies mass murder by two of Hollywood's most popular stars reveals a large-scale psychosis in the American movie-going audience, and likely in the general U...
LOS ANGELES (Rotters) - Amber Frey, the bleached blonde "massage therapist" whose tepid testimony helped entrap and convict adulterous lover Scott Peterson for murder, is bound for Broadway.
Melvern, KANSAS (AP) A woman due in court today charged with killing an expectant mother and stealing her Playstation 2 was allegedly showing the electronic game player to admirers just hours before she was arrested.
In a completely unexpected turn of events World Peace was declared this morning, signaling the end of all violence and murder planet wide. The announcement was made by Festus P. Hymen of Billings, Montana as he ate breakfast in the Duck Inn Cafe and...
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