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Funny story: Old Car Found In Garage To Go To Auction

Old Car Found In Garage To Go To Auction

When Horace Herriederson of Oldham discovered an old car in a lock up garage it didn't take him long to twig that he was onto a potential moneyspinner. "It won't fetch nearly as much as that Classic Bugatti they found in a garage up Tyneside way,"...

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Funny story: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to star in Top Gear

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to star in Top Gear

In what is expected to be a fascinating show, some of the greatest motors to appear on the big screen will be examined and critiqued by the 'Monsters of the Automotive world'; Jeremy Clarkson, James May and 'Little Richard'Hammond.. The cars will be...

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Funny story: Three Hurt In Scalextric Smash

Three Hurt In Scalextric Smash

A father and his two young sons were injured yesterday when the Scalextric cars they were driving collided and skidded off the track they were playing on at their Lancashire home. David Detritus, 32, and his sons, Ben, 6, and Toby, 4, were racing...

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Funny story: UAW Halts Production on Obama Mobile:Prez May Have to Ride Bus to Inauguration!

UAW Halts Production on Obama Mobile:Prez May Have to Ride Bus to Inauguration!

Detroit/Auto Union News - In a fit of pique, UAW president Ron Middlefinger (sic), put a halt to the completion of the 6 matching limos ordered by Obama's Car Czar Al Gore. Claiming they weren't going to back down on their union contract which com...

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Funny story: Bush gives $17 Billion Holiday Gift to Automakers

Bush gives $17 Billion Holiday Gift to Automakers

Washington DC: Following the defeat of the $47 Billion "Automaker Bailout Bill" in the US Senate, a meeting was convened in the White House Oval Office. Meeting participants included Bush Administration Officials, the Automaker Chief Executive Office...

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Funny story: Ford Turning To (Red) Hot Cars, Dates With Car Sales Models To Recoup Losses

Ford Turning To (Red) Hot Cars, Dates With Car Sales Models To Recoup Losses

Detroit, Michigan: Nearly bankrupt before the big auto bailout the Ford Auto Company are considering selling (red) hot cars and providing purchasers with three free dates with their auto models from the car shows in order to become profitable again.

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Funny story: Senator from TenaNissanasee is a real Corker

Senator from TenaNissanasee is a real Corker

Samurai Senator Bob Corker from the Japanese car colony of TenaNissanasee helped carjack the bailout of the US auto industry to protect the low wages and no benefits of his state's wage slaves. Corker and other southern aristocrats saw their opportun...

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Funny story: Karzai for Car Czar

Karzai for Car Czar

President Obama in a brilliant move to garner attention for the bailout of the American automobile industry has proposed the name of the President of Afghanistan to be the new Czar of the automobile industry in this country. Anticipating criticis...

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Funny story: New series, The Auto Zone, to air this Sunday

New series, The Auto Zone, to air this Sunday

CBS (Come Buy Something) announced today that it's new series, Auto Zone, would air this Sunday night at 8pm est after it's primer, Blagojevich. Co-writers for the series and new hybrid owners, Richard Wagoner, Alan Mulally and Robert Nardelli sa...

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Funny story: General Motors To Begin Making Toy Cars

General Motors To Begin Making Toy Cars

DETROIT (FMLiveWire)- The failure on Thursday of a congressional rescue package for the U.S. auto industry has made General Motors Corp. (GM) decide to shift production to toy cars. GM said it was "disappointed" by the Senate's rejection of $14 bi...

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Funny story: The Three U.S. Automakers Pull A Fast One

The Three U.S. Automakers Pull A Fast One

DETROIT, Michigan - The Three U.S, auto giants, Ford, Chrysler, and General Motors have pulled a fast one, and we're not talking about a fast car. Just as soon as the U.S. government assured them that each of the three would be receiving a monetar...

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Funny story: Oil Industry to Bailout Auto Industry

Oil Industry to Bailout Auto Industry

Dallas TX: A representative of the "Big Three Automakers," Mr. Willie Sutton departed the ongoing Congressional Hill bailout hearings to fly (commercial air) to Dallas Texas. He attended a meeting with the Board of Directors of the American Petroleum...

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Funny story: Big Three Bailout Negotiations Reach $40k or $50k, Break Down

Big Three Bailout Negotiations Reach $40k or $50k, Break Down

Auto bailout talks inexplicably broke down this Monday after negotiations had only reached $45,200. Although the deal got off to an optimistic start, grumblings quickly started from various parties with no clear explanation. The problems culminat...

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Funny story: All US Citizens Will be Able to Vote in Detroit's Shareholder Meetings

All US Citizens Will be Able to Vote in Detroit's Shareholder Meetings

Detroit, Michigan Reaching a historic agreement with CEO's of the Big Three automobile manufacturers, Congress, on Wednesday, approved a massive bailout plan...and included the stipulation, that if the American tax-payers are to bail out the auto co...

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Funny story: Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President-elect Barack Obama has unveiled his plan to save the ailing US auto industry by nationalizing the auto sector and making a single car model, to be known as the "Obamawagen." Modeled on the popular beetle-shaped...

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Funny story: Bissan recalls cars

Bissan recalls cars

Bissan Motor, India's only- largest car and plastic maker, is recalling 400 vehicles - some sold in North Korea - after it found some cars had no steering colum, windows, foot brakes or even an engine. The recall covers Patel plastic vans and Tika...

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Funny story: Congress, Can You Spare $25 Billion?

Congress, Can You Spare $25 Billion?

Seems like the heads of General Motors, Chrysler and Ford each flew in separate private corporate jets to Washington D.C. asking Congress for a tax-payer bailout. Marching before Senate and House committees, they expected to get a few billion from Co...

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