Houston, Texas - Sorry James Cameron, but the figures are now all in for determining who had the highest grossing film of the 20th century, and it was not "Titanic". While "Titanic" with Leonardo DiCaprio did bring in $1.8 billion, it was "Moon La...
Washington - (Dark Side of the Moonies): Latest FBI espionage scalp Stewart David Nozette is to enter a plea bargain naming fellow conspirator Gary McKinnon as Stephen Hawking's firstborn bastard son. The Pentagon hacker's DNA was discovered on an...
Washington - (The Third Man, Twice Removed): Today's arrest of top NASA astrophysicist Stewart David Nozette has been linked to the FBI's bugging of Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon according to a Georgetown rap sheet. Nozette, 52, was busted after p...
Huoston,Tx.-The United States' space Agency, NASA, is quietly panicking over the discovery that the device it sent crashing into the moon, has punctured the shell of the small satellite, which is now slowly deflating. "What was once a beautiful fu...
NASA's cover story about searching for water on the dark side of the Moon is just that, a cover story. Biden ordered lunar strike based on specific independently collaborated intelligence (i.e., radio static) and a hunch that if Osama Bin Laden...
Lunar Base One-The people of the Moon are celebrating the unexpected death of a evil citizen whom some described as a "wicked witch". A Volkswagen-sized piece of machinery fell from the sky and crushed her as she was tormenting her diminutive fellow...
In their continuing search for water or, indeed, signs of life, NASA have crashed two unmanned craft into the surface of the singer Amy Winehouse. They hope to discover whether there is currently, or maybe has been in the past, water inside Winehous...
The Moon alarmed the people of Earth today and threatened retaliation for the bombing of its southern pole this week. In a message beamed live to all major news stations across the globe, an obviously angry alien figure shook its fist at the camera a...
The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...
All over the globe, people are searching out their lunar land ownership certificates to see if Friday's bombing by NASA has targeted their property. If it turns out that someone owns the area concerned, based on the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 they m...
London - (Son of Star Wars): UK anti-terror cops have stumbled on a sinister new fascist cabal codenamed SATURN - Secret Armed Territorial Uprising Rendition Nexus - whose ringleader is General Sir Richard 'Who-Dunnit' Dannatt. Months of covert su...
In a peculiar move NASA has announced it plans on bombing the moon with a minivan piloted by a housewife chatting on her cell phone while making a late left turn on a yellow. The minivan is expected to hit the moon at 6,000 miles per hour and adva...
Area 51, Nevada - (Heavens Above): About six months of International Space Station human waste was dumped on NASA headquarters at Groom Lake, Nevada this week. The space shuttle Discovery ejected two tonnes of fecal cocktail in the Earth's atmosp...
Facing extradition to the USA, Gary Mckinnon took revenge on his ensuing captors, by hacking into NASA computers & hijacking the Shuttle Discovery & forcing it to land in shitty Scotland. The Shuttle had planned to Dock with the Internatio...
HOUSTON, Texas -- Major General Charles F. Bolden, Jr., the new NASA Administrator confirmed by congress on July 15, 2009, has released a memorandum to senior space cadets informing them of his decision to drastically cut the budget-and staff-of NASA...
Ironically coincidental with the demise of the man who first walked on the moon, NASA has discovered that it had forgotten an astronaut on the moon. In fact, it appears that he was left at the time of Apollo 11's historic milestone. NASA astron...
WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- The Apollo 11 astronauts and mission control flight directors met with President Obama today to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the first moon landing's 20th anniversary. "It was 20 years ago today that we met in...
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