WASHINGTON, D.C. - Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels has just been named by President Barack Obama to head up the newly-established Department of Sex. Miss Daniels, 30, will be the nation's first Secretary of Sex. In her role she will be res...
Washington AC/DC - (Gladly My Cross-eyed Bear Mess): Following a personal recommendation from the head of the American Diabolical Liberties Union President Barack Obama has appointed the local Georgetown First Hellfire Tabernacle of Sodom & Gomor...
President Obama last night emerged from the White House after 100 days, thus beating the previous record set by American magician, David Blaine, although unlike Blaine, he achieved the feat without the use of a straight jacket. "There were times...
Obama environmental experts have been actively campaigning for protection for the brown and black bears. That is why so many were shocked this week as his administration left the white Polar bears out in the cold. Polar bear Aryan brotherhood ac...
President Obama said he had to "respectfully decline" the invitation he got from the press to "be it's date for the prom" a few nights ago. While the president was at home spending time with his family, he said a call came through from a repre...
Like many people, President Barack Obama makes a daily "to do" list with tasks needing to be done that day. His list from Tuesday was discovered in a trash can outside of a hotel where he gave a speech that evening. It is now the object of a biddin...
Good news, America's credit card-assisted President, Barack Obama is set to change the credit card system and protect credit card holders. This is the dawn of American democracy redefined as a government of credit card holders, by credit card holders...
Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Kazakhstani Ass Mess): President Obama's security detail has warned that a low-life comedian masquerading as the President might make a prankster infiltration of tonight's eagerly awaited White House Co-respondents'...
William Shakespeare had it all wrong! The evil that men do, does not live after them, it haunts the victims of the evil for the rest of their lives. And so when a Boeing 747 flew frighteningly close to the lower Manhattan skyline, residents haunted by the September 11 attacks scrambled for safety. The lesson: the right of any plane to fly as low as it likes, stops where buildings and human heads b...
WASHINGTON - In a very surprising move President Barack Obama has named CNN TV host Lou Dobbs to be the new American ambassador to Mexico. Dobbs who the highly reputable Mexican newspaper, The Cabo San Lucas Morning Tamale recently named "The Most...
WASHINGTON, USA - President Obama, in his support for a free Scottish nation, opened a new chapter in Scotlands's tortured relations with its Wicca peoples on Beltane with a comprehensive and moving apology for past wrongs and a call for tripartisan...
News just in indicate that US president Barack Obama is a spendthrift. The new president has just spent 100 days in the White house. This turn of events is against White house tradition where presidents make budgets on how to spend days. It is a shoc...
Barack Hussein, Asif Ali and Hamid strolled in the Rose Garden that once welcomed Churchill and Roosevelt, Reagan and Thatcher and Bush and Bagpuss. The League of English Language Super Speakers immediately filed a protest with the White Anglo Saxon...
In a surprising move today, President Obama nominated Oprah Winfrey as the Supreme Court Justice that will replace the retiring David Souter. While speaking at a White House Press Conference, President Obama said, "Oprah understands where normal...
Washington, D.C. With Supreme Court Justice Souter's upcoming retirement, a High Court vacancy arises, and President Barack Obama faces the task of nominating a successor. In keeping with the President's promise of change and allowing citizens mor...
Barack Obama, America's first R&B President is apparently on the verge of appointing a Supreme Court Justice with more vocal prowess than legal expertise.As a constitutional law professor, Obama often emphasized the importance of interpreting the...
Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) is one of two Independence Days in the country of Mexico (the other is the 16th of September). In a speech at a Media Fund-Raiser at a hotel banquet room in Southern California, President Barack Obama accidentally referred to...
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