The world was riveted to their television sets yesterday to the testimony of James and Rupert Murdoch. Many were comparing it to the character Colonel Klink on the series, Hogan's Heroes. A reporter from The Guardian said in a faux German accent, "It...
As news of the hacking of proctologist's offices across the globe hit the airwaves late last night, even hard boiled newsmen were shocked and disgusted. "This trash media has just gone to far" said a spokesman for the National Enquirer. "Our society...
Fox News in a press release last night stated that the cable network was switching to an all comedy format. Without saying that the decision was due to the scandal currently swirling around Rupert Murdoch and his UK tabloid, observers were not in dou...
Congressman Eric Cantor called a press conference this morning, looked angrily at the assembled journalists and shouted, "I am NOT a Pissant!" As the journalists looked at each other in surprise and bewilderment, Cantor continued, "AND, I am not...
The reaction was swift last night when the news hit the global community that the News of the World tabloid had once again broken all bounds of propriety when they hacked the confessionals of the Vatican. The Guardian is reporting that hundreds of ho...
Congressman Eric Cantor held a news conference this morning at the Washington Golf & Country Club (established 1894) to announce his opposition to raising the US debt ceiling. It was a beautiful setting in one of the areas most exclusive clubs as...
President Obama addressed the nation last night shortly after hearing of Speaker John Boehner's announcement that he would not accept Obama's proposal for raising the country's debt limit. Obama looked squarely into the camera as he started to s...
The owners of the franchises in the NBA and NFL announced today they are moving their teams to China. The outcry was immediate as the sports world and Americans in general reacted in shock and dismay. "We have no other choice," stated a spokesman...
Congressman Eric Cantor called a news conference late yesterday in response to the outcry about his investment shorting US treasury bonds thus betting against the success of America. Many in the government and the media noted he had been sitting...
Marcus Bachmann, husband of presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann, held a press conference yesterday to explain his comments that gays were barbarians. At a press conference held in a men's room at the Minneapolis airport, Mr. Bachmann, dressed i...
The Tokyo Rose Society of Tokyo Japan announced today that Congressman Eric Cantor of Virginia would be receiving their annual award. The award has been given each year since 1941 to the American that has done the most to betray their country. "...
When the media arrived at Governor Sarah Palin's new home in Arizona this morning, it was in anticipation of a major news story. They were not disappointed! Sarah Palin took the make-shift podium in front of her new home and stated, "I am proposin...
The news media came in swarms this past week when Sarah Palin's bus arrived in New Hampshire. The first question shouted by a reporter from Politico was, "Governor, did you come here to step on Mitt Romney's announcement for president or is it just a...
There were just a few reporters this morning at the Republican congressional caucus as very little news was expected out of the meeting. Mostly, it was to be an award presentation from the Tea Party caucus to all GOP Senators and Congressman. Everyon...
The controversy over the provocative photo on Congressman Anthony Weiner's twitter page doesn't seem to be going away. Weiner is vehemently denying he had anything to do with it. However, rumors are rampant that the photo did indeed come from his off...
As Sarah Palin prepared to board her bus for the Rolling Thunder rally in Washington DC his morning, she was asked by a reporter if this was the start of her presidential campaign and was she worried about the possible entry of Michele Bachmann in the race. Palin replied: "There's nothing wrong with Michele B, maybe she's a little on the floozy side but, you know, some people go for that!" T...
Victoria's Secret issued a brief statement this morning saying that the account of Newt Gingrich has been closed. "We do not ordinarily comment on this type of decision," said a spokesman, "but in this case and because of the prominence of the individual involved, we will elaborate to a small degree. Mr. Gingrich's account is overdue in the amount of $125,000 and although this is not excessiv...
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