Las Vegas (AP) Microsofts charismatic CEO Steve Ballmer is expected to Blow away apple's steve Jobs at this weeks E3. The itchy scratchy news of Steve Ballmer's domination at E3 could result in everyday punters leaving their turtleneck sweaters at...
With the retirement of Dominique Strauss-Kahn as head of the IMF as a result of chambermaid stress, the race is on for a replacement. While the most qualified successor seems to be financier Sir Fred Shred Bankruuin, because of his incredibly succ...
Cynthia stepped out of her brand new 1995 white Buick Regal in Birkenstocks, wide belted jeans, a white long sleeve cotton blouse and matching scarf to tie her shoulder length, auburn hair back into a pony tail. Rare for an early October afternoon, the sun was beating back the clouds, heating the earth nicely and enhancing the fragrance of dry leaves on sidewalks and streets. She looked skyward...
The problem of there being a constant shortage of five pound notes in circulation is finally to be tackled by the government. The problem has been mainly caused by the reluctance of banks to include plenty of five pound notes in the cash withdrawals...
The horrible problems created by capitalism that Karl Marx tried to fix in Europe have occurred again but in America after a decade since Marx first wrote his Communist Manifesto. Marx who was born into a wealthy family was concerned about his European brothers and sisters suffering under the deplorable conditions created by Capitalism. Two armed men who were desperate to pay for their gran...
Money woes faced by families across the UK are spreading at an unprecedented rate, in what political analysts are calling 'worrying times', say sources close to the analysts that said it. Vera Bigtits, a full time source, told us "analysts have be...
As Superstar Lady Ga Ga releases her brand new album she revealed some astonishing secrets which are sure to create the wave of publicity that is so important to album sales. Lady Ga Ga, real name Maureen Milligan, was in fine form as she chatted...
"The advert is deeply offensive to millions of Catholics" was the main objection coming from the Vatican. What advert? The offensive billboard displayed throughout Italy and beyond depicts Pope Benedict on a golf links wearing a striped tee-shirt and tartan knickerbockers. We see him waving his putter in the air and leaping for joy as the ball is about to drop into the hole at the 12th. In the...
Why is it when I pay for my tobacco and diapers with a $100 bill, the cashier looks at me like I just tried to pay her in wampum? "Hey, can I pay you in... beads? No? Well, I have some bricks of salt... Mmmmm, salt bricks." This is legal tender, dummy, and excuse me of I want to carry my cash in a denomination that can't be replicated with coins! And how could this bill possibly be counterfe...
Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their imaginations a watered-down and sanitised and dishwater-dull and bastardised version of the Gothic tradition. This, according to commentator Bingo Cashc...
Pharmacies in Wales will be the first to trial the brand new "morning after" pill which has already been a big success in the US. Health Minister Edwina Hart made the announcement in the Commons yesterday, claiming that the pill would have a benef...
The government plan on slowing down Britain's drivers with an ingenious device that will be fitted to every new car and retrofitted to all existing cars at the driver's expense. This new device displays how much the fuel a car is using in terms o...
Gorgeous and talented model Katie Price has just announced an amazing book deal that will catapult her to world wide fame. The popular star will write seven autobiographies, one each year, for the next seven years that will chart her everyday life...
Many cash machines in Sydney, Australia, were accidentally overpaying customers this week. So if you take money under these circumstances, what is the correct procedure, legally and morally? For customers of the Commonwealth Bank in Sydney this we...
Stuart Downing really should have taken a bit of time away from kicking the ball around, to read the small print on contracts etc. he was signing, pushed under his nose by his greedy, money-grabbing agent. Let this be a lesson to us all. Don't trust anyone but yourself and even then, be careful. Downing's agent is going on trial for siphoning thousands of pounds over the years from Downing'...
The banking community today issued angry responses at those who criticised Barclays boss Bob Diamond's £6.5 million bonus payment. According to insiders, poor old Bob is feeling the pinch, and needs a bit of extra cash just as much as the next man...
A major step forward was taken by the G20 in Paris today. The group, which comprises the leading economies in the world, have agreed on a system to detect economic imbalances. The breakthrough was announced by a delighted Brian O'Halloran who,...
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