Washington, DC. Stinging from the "gigs" handed to them by the President, the US press corps will voluntarily take action to improve its collective appearance. Spearheaded by the White House cadre, a large group of Washington reporters have been mee...
WASHINGTON, DC. Assistant Deputy Defense Secretary Byron Keane announced plans today to dramatically boost the use of foreign military contractors. The practice, known as offshoring, is increasingly common in the US private sector.
WASHINGTON (AP)--Tom Delay, the Senior Republican of the House of Representatives has bowed out of his 21-year political career with a defiant and unrepentant 2-hour speech defending the "culture of corruption" of Republican conservatism and his own...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for convicted Washington lobbyist Jack Abramoff have backed up the UN's Deputy Secretary General Mark Malloch Brown's assertion this morning that President George Bush was a KGB hitman who i...
WASHINGTON DC (AP) The still warm head of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was put on a plane to Andrews Air Force Base just hours after US forces in Iraq killed the al-Qeada terrorist. President Bush interrupted his morning snooze to talk to reporters. "They te...
The confidential package backed by Washington and formally presented to Congress on Tuesday leaves open the possibility that Bush will be able to enrich his vocabulary on his own soil, U.S. and European officials said.
Last week in Washington, Tony Blair met President George Bush to endorse the launch of the President's memoirs in a bid to recapture flagging polls. Tony Blair told an expectant audience that his son Leo helped out America's President...
Washington, DC -- In an effort to reduce the US trade imbalance with China President Bush has authorised the sale of opium to China. The introduction of opium to the Chinese people is expected to provide the Chinese with a consumer item they must bu...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): In a bravura performance worthy of the ultimate accolade from the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Nobel Peace Prize nominees Tony Blair and George Bush last night blagged their way out of the...
London, Saturday 20 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Tony Blair's eldest son Euan has left his Washington DC internship abruptly and returned back to London for a reported six months period of quarantine and convalescence after compulsory NHS anti-r...
Washington D.C. -- When asked how a small internment camp to be placed on Ellis Island will provide a Final Solution to the problem of over 10 million illegal immigrants living in the US, Senator John Ensign (R-NV) is said to have replied,...
Washington, May 17 The normally squabbling members of Congress from both parties today put aside their differences and quickly passed what Senator John Kerry (D-MA) called a significant legislative initiative in educational reform.
Washington DC, Wednesday 17 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for jailed DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff have today released their client's list of sweeteners which were allegedly...
Washington DC, Tuesday 16 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): The Bush Administration has confirmed this morning that Libya is "overjoyed" at the restoration of diplomatic ties with the United States and is literally gagging for President George...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President George W. Bush announced plans to deploy National Guard soldiers to the U.S.-Mexican border. The plan to occupy the border with National Guard troops has the country divided, but the President has at least one...
Washington DC -- President Bush stunned the nation's capital today by personally announcing at a specially-called news conference the first step in what he characterized as a broad-based effort to both reduce the burgeoning federal deficit and...
WASHINGTON DC (AP) Washington is abuzz with reports that the Bush Administration has instructed the National Security Agency to tap into the phone line of a well-known Houston family. While administration spokespersons initially denied all early repo...
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