WASHINGTON & BRUSSELS - A joint venture between NASA and ESA (European Space Agency) has been delayed because it's 'kinda like ritualistic'. The rocket was supposed to launch at 2.30pm GMT yesterday at the Florida base, carrying a payload of t...
NASA's Mercury Messenger Probe has finally achieved insertion around the planet Mercury, one of the most hostile environments in the solar system. Messenger is one of NASA's usual attempts at an acronym: MErcury Surface, Space ENvironment, GEoche...
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - The flight crew of the final shuttle mission, scheduled to launch in late June, have a surprise up their sleeves. Everyone on the last flight of the Space Shuttle Program have agreed to end it with a bang, but hopefully not too...
Maybe you thought that the soon-to-be-retired space shuttles would be going to museums. Think again! To raise revenue for the Space program, NASA plans on selling them to the highest bidders. Speculation is already rampant about possible buyers. Here are just a few: -- Singer Harry Connick, Jr. He'd like to have a space shuttle on which to perform a rendition of "Fly Me to the Moon,...
NASA's Space Shuttle Discovery has taken off on its last voyage from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. As usual, huge crowds had gathered on all the approach roads leading to the Nasa facility and on the beaches along Florida's Space Coast.
NASA say the 'Space Parasol' now positioned seven million miles above the world between Sun and Earth and designed to shield the planet from increasingly harmful solar flares will soon be ready for testing. Current plans are to begin the testing...
The woman who "should be dead", Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, continues to recover, and is to be moved to a rehabilitation centre, according to her family. Ms Giffords was shot over the left eye in a mass shooting in Arizona last week. Barr...
The government have announced they have been informed by the BBC that they will have to go off-air for an anticipated period of at least two months beginning from early March this year following confirmation from NASA that the earth's magnetic poles...
Americans were on pins and needles Thursday afternoon awaiting the much anticipated announcement by NASA regarding new sources of astrobiological life here on Earth. Many scientists believed that NASA would more than likely discuss the findings of a...
NASA announced on Twitter Wednesday that on Thursday, they would hold a press briefing on NASA TV and the internet on a new astrobiology discovery. While one can only speculate that they will actually show physical proof of aliens by either producing...
NASA officials released a report today which revealed the extensive use of duct tape in its space shuttle program and other programs past and present. The staggering numbers show that over 100,000 rolls were used on space shuttle Discovery alone,...
WASHINGTON D.C., BRUSSELS - The European Space Agency (ESA) and the US NASA have decided that they will extent Earth's orbit by 20 million kilometres, killing several metaphorical birds with one hypothetical stone. A joint venture between the EU a...
Newly elected Tea Party Congressmen intend to fund a NASA project that will use advanced space technology to observe the opposite side of our flat planet for the first time. Senator Jim DeMint (R-SC) stated, "I believe that this nation should comm...
NASA - Images from the Cassini spacecraft of Saturn's moon Titan has researchers scratching their heads. Using enhanced radar imaging, a Putt-Putt golf course was discovered near the larger of the three lakes near Titan's South pole. "The lakes w...
NASA's spaceship, appropriately named 'Deep Impact,' send home pictures recently of what appeared to be a misshapen penis and realized it was the Comet Hartley 2. Scientists high-fived each other as they viewed the photos that took three years to rea...
Planet Earth is to sue singer-wongwriter Dido for using a photograph of it on the cover of her 2008 album Safe Trip Home. The news is a further shock for the popular popstrel after retired astronaut Bruce McCandless announced he was suing her for...
Nasa. The USA's leading frontier into space. From it's base in Cape Carnevaral in Florida, it has brought huge recognition to the lives of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. Now it's Beiber's turn. Following an incredible turn of events, Britain h...
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