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Funny story: Not the surface of Mars just the outback

Not the surface of Mars just the outback

It may look like a photograph of Mars taken 170 million kilometres away by NASA's Mars rover Spirit but this rusty, rocky landscape is actually a holiday snap from Australia's outback.

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Funny story: NASA Scientists Find Water on Mars

NASA Scientists Find Water on Mars

In the midst of their most recent mission to the Red Planet, NASA have released colour photographs, received from an orbiting satellite, showing just where the water is to be found.

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Funny story: Mars Rover Discovers Nougat Filled Core

Mars Rover Discovers Nougat Filled Core

In what can only be described as a stunning leap forward for scientific knowledge, NASA officials held a press conference today to discuss an astounding discovery made by analyzing data from its Spirit rover, which is currently taking pictures and co...

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Funny story: US to fingerprint visitors from Mars

US to fingerprint visitors from Mars

New United States security regulations introduced on Monday mean visitors from Mars may have their photographs taken and fingerprints checked.

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Funny story: Lassie sniffs out Beagle

Lassie sniffs out Beagle

Lassie, the famous Collie from the television show of the same name has found the Beagle space probe on the planet Mars. Colin Pillenger, the mission's chief scientist, had the idea of sending the canine TV star, famous for it's ability to rescue tha...

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Funny story: Bush Sinks His Teeth Into Mars Mission

Bush Sinks His Teeth Into Mars Mission

The British team responsible for the ‘Beagle 2'project, were astounded by a mocking message they received from The White House.

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Funny story: UK's Mars probe crashes on crashed US probe, which crashed on crashed Russian probe

UK's Mars probe crashes on crashed US probe, which crashed on crashed Russian probe

In what scientists are describing as odd series of coincidences, the United Kingdom's spacecraft which was to land on Mars, called "Beagle 2", crashed landed directly on top of NASA's Polar Lander, which crashed on Mars in 1999.

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Funny story: Life on Mars

Life on Mars

The British mars Lander Beagle 2 has sent back dramatic photographs from Mars' surface. The photo taken from a separate part of the probe clearly shows that there is life on mars!...

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Funny story: Arse found on Mars

Arse found on Mars

Scientists today released findings that suggest a great big arse has been found on Mars.

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Funny story: Martians Regard Earth With Envious Ties

Martians Regard Earth With Envious Ties

An amateur astronomer accidentally found his telescope trained on Mars and discovered, to his surprise, some Martians regarding him with ties which he could only describe as 'envious'. I asked Mr Jeff Wayne of Colchester what his first impres...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover New Consonant on Mars!

Scientists Discover New Consonant on Mars!

Last week scientists at Jodrell Bank discovered a new consonant on Mars.

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