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Funny story: 2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

In sensational news, the 2010 football World Cup could be staged in England, after building problems in South Africa have put the tournament plans in serious jeopardy. FIFA president...

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Funny story: Bomb was potentially 'catastrophic'

Bomb was potentially 'catastrophic'

Five men have been convicted at the Old Bailey of conspiring to cause explosions in Britain. The trial heard they had enough explosives for a gigantic bomb of planet destroying proportions.

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Funny story: Hemel Hempstead man to get Millions

Hemel Hempstead man to get Millions

Hemel Hempstead, Evening Herald & Post. A man in Hemel Hempstead has been e-mailed by a solicitor in Ghana asking if he could help with a foreign money transfer of 20,000 US Dollars.

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Funny story: Ian Botham In "Comeback On Three Fronts" Exclusive

Ian Botham In "Comeback On Three Fronts" Exclusive

Former England cricket captain Ian Botham is thought, today, to be one step nearer to making a sensational comeback to the international game.

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Funny story: England Cricket Exit: Flintoff Blames Drycleaners

England Cricket Exit: Flintoff Blames Drycleaners

As the excuses start to pour in for England's exit from the cricket world cup Freddie Flintoff breaks the silence emitting from the England camp... by blaming the drycleaners.

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Funny story: South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

The Cricket World Cup Super 8 stages reach an important point today for England who must win against South Africa to have any chance of qualifying for the semi-finals.

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Funny story: Rutland also declares independence

Rutland also declares independence

Following Shropshire's unexpected declaration of independence (reported exclusively by our reporter sprat) the ancient county of Rutland has now declared independence, too.

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Funny story: American Man at Night Club Upstaged By Guy With British Accent

American Man at Night Club Upstaged By Guy With British Accent

Sacramento, CA - It was another disappointing night for David Timbler, 24, a boring American man trying to find a girl. Despite Timbler's great one-liners and precise dance moves, he was upstaged by a guy with a British accent.

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Funny story: Shropshire Declares Independence

Shropshire Declares Independence

In a dramatic revolution yesterday the English county of Shropshire declared independence from the rest of the United Kingdom. Shropshire, sandwiched between the Midlands and Wales, is known as a traditional county with no public aspirations of indep...

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Funny story: Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Police in Jamaica investigating the suspicious murder of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolworth will get extra help with their enquiries this week, when UK police fly out to the murder scene.

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Funny story: David Hicks Escapes Guantanamo, Finally Heading Home to be Imprisoned

David Hicks Escapes Guantanamo, Finally Heading Home to be Imprisoned

David Hicks, the Australian man held at Guantanamo Bay for five years without charge, where he was allegedly subjected to torture, is finally being released.

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Funny story: "Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

"Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

After witnessing his side's defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Arsenal's Thierry Henry had an amazing statement for the press; "Peter Crouch is the greatest striker I've ever seen."...

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Funny story: England conquer Ireland, It's just not cricket.

England conquer Ireland, It's just not cricket.

Somewhere in the Caribbean on one of those little Islands:- England 's cricketers defeated Ireland by 48 runs this morning and sparked wild scenes of celebration in both England and Ireland admittedly for differing reasons.

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Funny story: David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance

There was more trouble for beleaguered manager Malcolm McClaren in Spain last night, even after his under-pressure England team had trounced Andorra 3-0 in the Nou Camp.

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Funny story: How injured is Frank Lampard?

How injured is Frank Lampard?

It was reported that Frank Lampard would play in the England qualifier despite his sore hand.

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Funny story: Rooney And McClaren Make Up

Rooney And McClaren Make Up

Wayne Rooney and England manager Steve McClaren have had a tiff, and it's not about football. They've been arguing about whether or not Rooney's Manchester United team mate Crustiano Retardo

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Funny story: Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren has been fired from the England post and replaced with someone competent. This according to a freak dream shared by Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.

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