LONDON (AP Newsliar) -- Prince Charles says his farts smell royal.
ATHENS, Greece - Archaeologists in Greece have discovered a rare 2,700-year-old fart inside a copper urn from a site where soldiers described in Homer's "Iliad." farted into the ancient Greek equivalent...
A source inside the White House said that in honor of the Queen's visit, the President saved his best fart joke for their white-tie state dinner. The President's mother, Barbara Bush, in attendance, apologized afterwards to Her Majesty and sa...
It would appear, according to Government Environmental Agency research, that climate change is almost wholly attributable to the flatulence of humankind. Eminent Environmental Agency Scientist, Miss F. Hart, has discovered that gases emitted by human...
Airlines are well known to be significant contributors to global warming but what many people fail to realize is the not insignificant amount of greenhouse gas that's released when an aircraft's door is opened after landing and all the farts...
Scientists have discovered a rogue gene which makes people fart in public.
Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...
In an attempt to fight the "greenhouse effect," Pres. George W. Bush today passed into law a global warming bill that makes it illegal for American cows and sheep to belch.
First, it was a poorly disguised anonymous e-mail to sex advisers; then the British and US Gossip rags jumped all over it. Finally a hidden listening device paid f...
Danielle Lloyd, known globally for sullying the air of Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother, has been dumped by her former model agencies!...
It was red faces all round today at Buckingham Palace and the search was on to find the culprit who 'dropped one' in front of Her Majesty.
North Atlantic Ocean - (Ass Mess): A plane of the Queen's Flight carrying Prime Monster Tony Blair had to be diverted en route to Washington DC tonight after cabin staff reported a strange whiff of suspected Polonium 210 fumes coming from the VIP...
The chancellor today unveiled a raft of new taxation to deal with the growing threat from greenhouse gases and global warming.
A farting tax has been announced by the United Nations yesterday to help combat the number of green house emitions being emited into the Ozone Layer. The farting tax will effect every country on planet Earth.
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