London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for the Pretender to the Throne have filed legal papers trying to prevent the Daily Fascist and the Deadly Telegraph newspapers printing allegations that the late Diana, Temptress of Wales, gave birth to...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Harabs' department store CEO Mohammed Fired has told the press that like his Poodle master in Number 10 Downing Street, former Metropolitan Police Commissioner Lord Stevens was 'made like a dog' by spooks w...
London - (Ass Mess): Financial analysts in the City of London have expressed astonishment that despite the weakness of the dollar versus the pound sterling, a huge wall of American money has been wagered on UK spread betting sites offering favorable...
London - (Associated Mess): Officers of the Met's Serious Fraud Squad swooped on a central London retail address early this morning after reports that a 'miracle cure' peddler was trying to flog locks of hair belonging to the late Princes...
London - (Associated Mess): The mysteries of the crystal healing waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain were revealed today at a Dead Sea Scrolls conference convened by the Royal Geographical Society, which has described how the Hyp...
The Scotland Yard investigation into the death in 1997 of Princess Diana has uncovered startling new evidence which could suggest that her death could have been murder or alternatively, may have been an accident.
London, 12 March (Rioters) - Judge Herve Stephan, the French investigating magistrate who probed the 1997 death of Princess Diana, said today that the recent spring clean at London's top terrorist detention centre Belmarsh Jail has freed up muc...
LONDON (Rotters) -- Only a week after a Royal Parks spokesman's announcement that the costly (£3.6m) trouble-plagued Hyde Park fountain dedicated to Princess Diana was being demolished for another, more cost-effective model, delighted visitor...
Six years and five months after the death of Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed, British authorities are commencing an inquest into that tragic night in Paris. Michael Burgess, Coroner to the Royal Household, said in a statement today that, "Our prelimina...
Underground gossip from the inquest into Diana, the Ex-Princess of Wales, suggests the person found in the car wreck, may not have been hers. We are told that the inquest has access to documents, anonymously sent to them, bearing the letterhead of...
Princess Diana wrote a letter to her former butler Paul Burrell ten months before she died, claiming that a senior member of the Royal Family was planning her death.
The small town of Gosh, nestled somewhere between Newcastle and London, is to erect a new public toilet block in its main square to commemorate the life of the late Diana, Princess of Wales.
Shocking news for all us news fans. Some buffed-up critic called Funky Spyglass has described our television as "pap" and the Internet as "useless".
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