Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today proudly announced that he has bagged a place on TV reality show, 'B*llocks*d!' to be screened next year on the 'UK Sheetmetal' channel. This follows on from an announcement from Shuttlecock that he would probab...
To counteract the recent signing by rival talkSport of 'Randy Andy" Gray and Dick Noo-keys, Sky Sports wasted no time in replacing the sexually incorrect pair with Soccer's hottest on air couple Shuttlecock & Andrews! The couple will be repris...
Controversial cleric, Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ, of West 'By God!' Virginia, in the Disunited States of Americky, today sparked a major international diplomatic controversy as he was sent packing by UK immigration authorities at London's Heathrow...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left feeling decidedly sorry for himself this morning after contracting what is thought to be the potentially deadly Umbongo virus. Facing up to the virus with typical male grit, courage and determination, Shuttle...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was today recovering at home following a harrowing ordeal as he prepared for the Christmas holiday from work by arranging for a colleague to drop him off at a station close to his workplace after his final day at work,...
From the Portsmouth UK virginity - sorry, vicinity - local man, Martin Shuttlecock was allowed a free rein to please himself what he did, as long suffering wife, Anne, went for a girly night out to a dinner of pig's trotters at a local hotel chain, w...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was last night relaxing at home enjoying a quiet drink, following a traumatic High Street trip in search of tatty Christmas bargains, with long suffering wife, Anne, loyal stepdaughter Gertrude, and two of his grandchild...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, this morning revealed to a Skoob News reporter how he maxed out four credit cards whilst watching late night TV shopping channel QED. Shuttlecock explained that he'd been enjoying some pre Christmas holiday time that...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was said to be quietly recovering at his south coast home today after the shocking revelation by Sir Elton John in a televised interview with Piers Morgan, that the celebrated singer/songwriter is gay. It appears that...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has revealed that as he was just about to turn in for the night last Thursday, his attention was caught by a TV infomercial for a staggering new scientific breakthrough in the world of window cleaning. Resisting the...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock thought he had it made on his birthday last Friday, when his charming stepdaughter popped around and presented him with a box of Terry's All Gold Dark Chocolate for his birthday. It dawned on Shuttlecock however, that...
Some sobering news just in from the Shuttlecock home near Portsmouth, UK, as local man, Martin Shuttlecock poured cold water on the notion that multiple partner sex orgies are in any way erotic. Lighting his pipe (loaded with Dark Shag) fluffing u...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was apparently looking forward to a day of relaxation following four days of traumatic twelve hour shifts at work, but alas it was not to be. As the recalcitrant curmudgeon popped his first beer of the day, long suff...
Local resident, Bartlett Peare was so excited to see snow in his neighborhood that he couldn't wait to get out and play in it. Having bought a pair of old snow skis at the local charity shop, Peare was quite eager to try them out. However, short on c...
It probably won't reach the quality newspapers, but Anne Shuttlecock, long suffering wife of local idiot, Martin, was left hopping mad today by Wikileaks revelations which announced to the whole wide world that she had married a complete and utter tw...
Boats... It's a bit hard to write about boats when you were brought up over a hundred miles away from the sea. At least it seemed that far. Even though it was probably less than that. My favourite true boat related story is the time, as kids, we nicked a 40 foot cast iron coal barge and punted the bastard 2 1/2 miles down the Leeds Liverpool canal. Using a clothes prop as a pole. We pu...
Local woman Anne Shuttlecock - long suffering wife of failed Spoofer Martin Shuttlecock got more than she bargained for Saturday on a trip to a local supermarket to do the weekly big shop. Explaining to Skoob News that Shuttlecock hadn't accompani...
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