The family of a British teenager who sent their son to take lessons from the former drummer of the rock band Judas Priest, has alleged sexual assault.
On January 13, 2002 while President George W. Bush was at home in the White House all alone, watching a football game and munching on pretzels, he suffered a serious mishap involving a fainting spell when he choked on a pretzel.
George W. Bush has announced a new program to stimulate economic growth in America's manufacturing sector.
Mexican President Vicente Fox beat the crap of American President George W. Bush on the opening day of the Summit of America's. The altercation took place after George Bush, apparently mistaking President Fox for a waiter, asked him for a soft shell...
George W. Bush and his fellow scamps Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney have finally admitted that the entire Iraq war was nothing more than prank gone bad. The victim of the joke was British Prime Minister Tony Blair who has only recently...
President George W. Bush has announced plans to establish a permanent research station on the moon and send a manned mission to the planet Mars in an attempt to find intelligent life, namely, his brain.
President George W. Bush announced a sweeping new program that would allow illegal aliens residing in the United States to apply for legal status, at least in the short term.
Six years and five months after the death of Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed, British authorities are commencing an inquest into that tragic night in Paris. Michael Burgess, Coroner to the Royal Household, said in a statement today that, "Our prelimina...
You don’t hear much about the Gay Nineties anymore, and by the Gay Nineties I don’t mean the 1990’s in New York City’s West Village, I mean of course the 1890’s, which was a whole other thing altogether. And this is probably the crux of the problem right there. The term gay has changed somewhat since 1890. And that’s not a bad thing, mind you; English is a fluid language and words change their me...
President Bush spent New Year's Day slaughtering quail and urging Americans to eat beef, despite the threat of Mad Cow Disease. In a statement reminiscent of the President urging Americans to spend money in the aftermath of the stock market crash and...
Lassie, the famous Collie from the television show of the same name has found the Beagle space probe on the planet Mars. Colin Pillenger, the mission's chief scientist, had the idea of sending the canine TV star, famous for it's ability to rescue tha...
Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, whose brief affair with Bill Clinton nearly ended in the impeachment of the former President in 1999 for the crime of sleeping with some really ugly women, has had her claim to recoup 1.16 million US dollars...
In a bizarre veterinary accident, Princess Anne has been put down instead of her Bull Terrier, Florence. The Princess Royal had decided to kill her beloved pet after the dog had first torn apart one of her mothers Corgis then bit one of the maids at...
A survey of Domino Pizza delivery drivers showed that those with Howard Dean for President bumper stickers on their cars were tipped better than those with Bush for President Stickers, according to a CNN report. The Bumper Sticker Survey, which has b...
As the title might suggest to the more intellectually proficient among you, I have a tooth ache, so don’t expect me to be funny, charming, erudite or even mildly polite. My tooth hurts and when your tooth hurts you are absolved from all pretense of the social graces. It’s not like, say a bullet in the shoulder on the battlefield, where you can grit your teeth and mutter, “It’s ok, I’ll live; now l...
United Nations Inspectors have revealed that Iraq, Iran and North Korea have secretly developing Bush Weapons of Mass Destruction in direct contravention of UN treaties.
Ahmed Bull Durham, spokesman for the International Union of Terrorist Thugs, Losers, and Dead Enders has revealed that his organization has applied to the Bush Administration for a portion of the eighty seven billion dollars the United States has bid...
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