Washington, D.C.-Bararck Obama will make a three day visit to the United States next month as part of a whirlwind tour of the Americas. The visit, scheduled for May 25th through the 28th, will be only the fourth visit by Mr. Obama to the United State...
Shocking results of a new study that looked at the effects of diet on life span are shaking up dieticians and health care workers worldwide. Published in the March Journal of Diet and Health Environment, the study showed that there is an undeniable...
President Obama has been asked to sing at the Superbowl during the half-time break after organisers saw his 'Al Green moment' last week. Michelle Obama appeared on the Jay Leno show this week and told the host "he never stops singing to me - the c...
Washington, D.C.-President Obama has been urged by gay rights activists to once again consider gay marriage after another very public falling out with his wife, Michelle. Rumors about the couple's difficulties have been circulating for months but too...
New York - "Can't imagine why they thought Michelle's stunning ebony skin isn't good enough for their precious rag," celebwatch site LA HagFagSlagMag.con's editor commented today, "it has to be one of her best features." The 'I want to open a secr...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Debbie Bosanek, the token oppressed tax-payor who was not able to use capital gain treatment on her salary of an estimated $300,000, was arrested in tony Georgetown for impersonating a Banshee rag-picker. After nodding off duri...
HOLLYWOOD - The host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron has just put all of the First Lady rumors to rest. He has informed the entertainment media that Michelle Obama, 48, wife of the nation's 44th president, Barack Obama has in fact agreed...
COTTON BALLS, South Carolina - Rick Perry's "Good Old Boy Bus Tour" pulled into the history-rich town of Cotton Balls, South Carolina. The town is noted for being the place where back on March 13, 1863, a regiment of Confederate cavalrymen led by...
WASHINGTON - In a somewhat carefully calculated, yet decidedly overheated (with chance of a major talk to the hand) response to recent publicized assertions that she's something of an altogether looser than usual canon around the White House, First L...
WASHINGTON D.C. - Word filtering out of the White House is that President Barack Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that the other day during a White House State Dinner in honor of France's First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Vice-President Biden in...
Washington DC - The First Lady has taken further and more drastic action in her efforts to raise everyone's children for them. Michelle Obama, whose work to bring tasteless and crappy food to the nation's school cafeterias was a dismal failure and on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a year-long undercover investigation that has uncovered thousands of unethical and illegal practices and schemes attributed to the current Food Stamp Program, President Obama has issued a presidential directive eliminating th...
WASHINGTON DC - A panicky First Lady called our news desk while seated on her throne: the Chinese military, who had been bugging and listening in on the White House, is at the highest level of military alertness; this in response to the President cal...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wisconsin Senator Jim Sensenbrenner has issued an apology to the first lady Michelle Obama for his extremely insensitive, uncalled for, and very ignorant statement. The senator from the Cheese State was at Reagan Airport in Wash...
Oh, you thought it was just the "gobble, gobble" kind? Think again! After he completed the traditional White House pardoning of two turkeys of the animal variety this week, President Obama confided to friends that he was forcing himself to pardo...
Washington,D.C.-In a last ditch attempt to revive the faltering economic recovery, President Obama traded "the entire gross national product of the United States for one year", to the Chinese for a handful of "magic beans". The deal, finalized las...
EL DORADO, Arkansas - It appears that Congresswoman Michele Bachmann of Minnesota may be heading back home to The Land of 10,000 Lakes for good. Polls taken after the latest GOP Presidential Debate in Spartanburg, South Carolina show that the woma...
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