Ventnor Youth Centre on Victoria Street went barking mad on Sunday when they hosted their Annual Dog Show, which went down a storm. Dogs from around the island came to take part. From poodles to Bassett hounds. There were three categories up for grabs: best in show, best big dog, best small dog and best unidentifiable breed. Best unidentifiable breed went to Phyllis Broadbottom, 74, of Lucco...
Newby - Isle of Wight - The Annual Newby Marrow Growing Contest was held on Saturday and proved, yet again to be an exhilerating event FULL of surprises. First Prize went to Winston Hornblower III whose prize winning marrow weighed in at whopping 240 lbs. Second Prize went to Billy Murray whose prize winning marrow weighed in at a hefty 195 lbs. Third Prize went to Emily Snodgrass whose...
Newchurch - Local beauties paraded this week in the annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant. The pageant has been a source of controversy at it is now being held only every other year causing some to complain that it should not be advertised as an annual event. Mayor Tom Shovel defends the practice as not being untruthful as the Garlic Festival continues to be an annual event. "The Annual...
Dorking - It is with a heavy heart that this reporter must relate that the Dorking Wandering Minstrels' presentation of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs flopped badly on its opening night at the Jacob Zuma Theatre For The Bomb Damaged in Dorking. Sadly, the opening night was sparsely attended by an audience of seventeen, and the players appeared to be sadly lacking in confidence and enthusias...
In a desperate bid to sell off every national asset whilst demonstrating his peerless negotiating brilliance to NuLabour's Benefit Claiming Clientelle; Prime minister Gordon Brown has sold the Isle o' Wight to America for $1 million dollars & a F...
A big surprise today for the UK's south coast satirist (?) Skoob, when Twilight teen idols, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - now confirmed as a romantic item - dropped in at his humble abode for a cup of tea, en route to a househunting trip to...
Residents of both the Isle of Wight and the Isle of Man are today in uproar as PC watchdog BAPS (British Assosiation of Political Stupidness) won a legal battle to rename the islands. BAPS argued in court that in todays modern Britain having the w...
Alistair Darling is set to use the Budget to slice up the national debt, slash taxes and save the UK from recession. An early draft of the Budget speech leaked by the blog EveryOneLovesAlistair reveals taxes will be cut for all except legally defi...
Isle of Wight - Local residents visiting London have started making attempts to be more fashion forward when visiting the British capital by wearing sunglasses. Wearing dark glasses regardless of whether or not the sun is out appears to be the key...
Newchurch - Local beauties paraded this week in the annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant. The pageant has been a source of controversy at it is now being held only every other year causing some to complain that it should not be advertised as an...
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