As I sit in my armchair sipping at my french wine, nibbling on a danish and watching Shroeder blunder about on the news as i get fellated by a Slovakian slut, I wonder what it means to be European. The europhiles have grandiose ideas about millitary grandeur and the possible title of 'super-state'; they just want to rival America and stick a proletariat finger up at the Queen.
Buoyed by the recent successful introduction of the single European currency, German chancellor Gerhard Schroeder has put forward controversial plans that he claims will unify Europe to levels never before seen. "What we need is a strong nation to...
The Euro has been adopted amongst chaos by the twelve so-called nations on the continent. Now, there is a despicable push for Britain to adopt the currency! It's hard to believe the audacity of these jumped up little Hitlers and their European, an...
There have been growing protests across Britain for an end to Europhilia, and for the introduction of "Norman's Law", named after Norman Lamont, the former Chancellor whose political career was killed by Europhilia.
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