Church of England authorities were in urgent talks with Buckingham Palace and Clarence House today following the shock announcement that April's royal wedding will be at Westminster Cathedral. The Archbishop of Canterbury and his aides have been p...
In a stunning bid to modernise its image (lest it should end up being lampooned on some satirical news website somewhere - as if!) the Holy Church has approved the most far reaching changes it has seen since the inception of the "Buddy Christ". As...
Susan Boyle has expressed an interest in meeting the Glow in the Dark Nuns of Dounraey. The Pope has only just recently revealed their existence and since then they have become an instant hit. They have become so popular that the Vatican has st...
Heads of the Anglican and Roman Catholic Churches in England are planning a mass brawl to settle their differences over today's Ash Wednesday walkout by Church of England dissidents. The 600 have left the CE in protest at the decision to ordain wo...
Horror and fury over the proposal to have sex sex marriages in Church has caused uproar in Churches, with the Roman Catholics leading the fight against the idea. 'If sex sex marriages in Church are allowed we fear for the future of the Church' ann...
California Catholics, members of the Rainbow Coalition, cheered the announcement that the Los Angeles Diocese wasted no time in canning a Heterosexual Priest who admitted he had an affair 40 years ago...with a WOMAN! Said practicing homosexual "Ga...
LONDON - Another catholic priest has been... oh c'mon! Really? Don't these guys get the message? Anyway, another catholic priest, the sick loser, has yet again did the nasty with a kid, again. You know the drill. You want unbiased? Just go to some...
ITALIAN LOONY FARM - Pope Benedict XVI said he is sad because he never married and he never had sex with a woman. Benedict says people in Italy are laughing at him because they had sex with dozens of beautiful people in their youth and they enjoy...
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has told Pope Benedict that he expects to be beatified on his death. The Italian Lothario, who will turn 75 in September, believes that he merits beatification because of how happy he has made, and still is...
It was discovered that the Vatican plans on putting Pope John Paul II one step closer to becoming a saint through a process known as beatification even though he never discovered a cure for any human diseases or developed any major invention to help...
Sarah Palin shocked the world today by announcing she has decided to convert to Catholicism and join a convent. According to Ms. Palin she is going to do this in order to heal her youngest son Trig (short for Trigonometry) of his "retard" affliction...
The Pope's assertion that parents should use Bible-inspired names for their children could have unexpected and unwanted results, experts warn. Apparently, the head of the Roman Catholic Church is concerned at the spread of names inspired by celebr...
New York- Hundreds of ignorant peasants who regularly attend Catholic mass to listen to the fables of homosexual priest were exposed to hepatitis while receiving communion on Christmas Day, the holiest of blessed days. The department of health wa...
Britain enters 2011 with the same-old left-overs of yore as long-simmering divisions threaten to split the Church of England. What are they fighting over? Weapons of mass destruction? Territorial disputes? Who can save mankind first? Hell no!...
After a six-weeks long symposium of theologians and cardinals to discuss the sexual crises in the Church, Pope Benedict, or "Eggs" to his friends, has issued a Bull in which new decrees are laid out for the guidance of the clergy. Cardinal Morone...
Following the lead from U.S. political and armed forces leadership, the Vatican has announced the lifting of their own "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, allowing priests and nuns to openly disclose gay or lesbian tendencies without fear of reprisal.
Despite being welcomed as a step in the right direction, the Pope's relaxation of the Roman Catholic church's total ban on contraceptives has still left questions unanswered. Last week, Pope Benedict, surprised observers world-wide by suggesting t...
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