NYC, September 11, 2006 In an extraordinary sales pitch on the fifth anniversary of the terrorist attacks on New York City and the Pentagon, President George W. Bush announced the introduction of the "9/11 Doormat", the proceeds of w...
WASHINGTON, DC, Tuesday In an extraordinary move designed to allay the fears of the American people that the United States will not be condoning torture as it becomes the first major nation to abandon the century-old Geneva Convention guarant...
Hard on the heels of their controversial "docudrama", which has almost universally been seen as inaccurately portraying the Clinton administration's response to acts of terrorism perpetrated by al Qaeda, Disney is attempting to redress...
Redmond, WA, Saturday...
Washington DC, Tuesday -- Bringing "honor and dignity" to the White House...
London - A conference of the G8-1 leaders yesterday vigorously denied the accusation that Mr. Bush's reported fatal fall down the stairs of the building hosting the G8 conference was not an accident. Mr. Bush has not now been seen since entering...
Porridge surfing, once the craze of the late 20's and 30's in Canada and mid-Western America, has started to make a modest comeback.
ROME -- Following the fatal shooting of an Italian intelligence agent, and the wounding of a freed journalist hostage by US forces in Iraq last week, the Italian Foreign Ministry yesterday announced revised plans to give US tourists "something t...
Crawford, TX: Tuesday (Rooters) In a shock announcement today, Republican Presidential contender George W. Bush announced his withdrawal from the election, leaving the Presidency effectively to John Kerry, the Democratic candidate. A Bush camp...
Santa Clara, California, Friday (Rooters) In a bizarre twist of politics meeting technology, a California programmer claims to have discovered a hidden political message in an operating system once distributed by Microsoft Corporation [MSFT] o...
Now in a "secure, undisclosed location", a former aide to Vice President Cheney disclosed a shocking plot to take over the Presidency of the United States of America.
Baghdad, Thursday Interim Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi and US Ambassador John Negroponte yesterday signed a treaty giving the US the right to extradite Iraqis it deems to be "criminals" and process them through the American justi...
Tampa, Florida - Wednesday Speaking before a randomly-selected audience of uncommitted multi-millionaires at a campaign rally in Florida, President Bush yesterday unveiled his plan to scrap all compulsory federal income taxes for certain secti...
Kabul, Tuesday - Support for a second term for George W. Bush as President of the United States of America has come from a small settlement about 80 km (50 miles) north west of Kabul, the capital of Afghanistan.
President Bush suffered second-degree burns to the inner ear yesterday, prior to a rehearsal for his upcoming debate with Senator Kerry, the Democratic challenger in next month's Presidential elections and immediately sparked a controversy as to...
Vatican City, Monday Vatican sources today confirmed the rumor that Pope John Paul II last week experienced problems with his laptop computer, caus...
Hard on the heels of last week's surprise announcement that Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) of Seattle, WA, was to halt further development of the Windows operating system came the announcement that the "boring parts" of the Microsoft soft...
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