Harry Finkle observes the world from his comfy armchair. He never actually manages to move his backside from it that often, in fact he prises himself from it using block and tackle when the needs descend as it were and he must. The telivision is his gateway to a dark nirvana. News channels are flicked through endlessly, as he stares at the disasters, tragedies and mundanities with the clinic...
Virgin Galactic's Richard Branson has pulled off a coup by inviting a curious bunch of celebrities to be the first to experience their ambitious new spaceship 'thingymebob' flying above the Earth's atmosphere. Although this was initially hailed as...
I can see them now, the rolling verdant hillsides. They were vivid green, speckled with yellow buttercups. The tiny brook meandered through willowy grass while the warm breeze was..... INCREDULOUS, what the hell are you talking about? That wasn't your childhood memory, you stole it, give it back. Your childhood belonged to the backstreets of a Liverpool suburb. Playing marbles in the gutt...
Once more a politician pours oil onto the burning facade of his own creation and cries out,'It wasn't my fault guv, it was his. Poor Gawd Blimey, he never realised the fundamental truth, your SCOTTISH man! Did you really think you could be P.M. fo...
Another politician has come clean about his tax evasion scam, but he explains it very well! "Look" he said, "if they are daft enough to elect me I am game for anything. Do you think my parents paid for my education to work for a living? Good God...
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