Bought a book about BBC Radio 4 in the local charity shop. Inside the book is a business card for the writer. He lives a few streets away from me and the shop. A bit of self-promotion maybe... Overheard Conversation of The Week Woman to her friend at the bus stop. "I've got my Year 13 children where I want them. They already hate the Tories. London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic merchandise...
Monday Last song I hear before leaving the house is Call Me Maybe by Carly someone or other (Ok its Jepson - I'm embarrassed I know that, but I'm claiming its research) The song is stuck in my head for THE WHOLE DAY. And now it's in yours. That is how life works. Tuesday There's A Mouse loose Aboot the house. We put down glue traps in kitchen corners. Mouse doesn't fall for (into) them. Not...
Saturday Arrive at Leyton Orient at 2.45pm to attend a home match for the first in three years. Due to a serious traffic accident on the A406, opponents Hartlepool are delayed and at 3.30pm the match is officially cancelled. (Its a shame their are no Olympic Lanes on the A406) Ironically, in April I wrote a spoof about Orient fans getting lost on route to Hartlepool. Wednesday After tellin...
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